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EDL Outnumbered By Trees In Solihull - #edl @AntiFascistNetw

Teresa Green | 13.01.2013 02:54 | Anti-racism | Ecology | Social Struggles | Birmingham | Liverpool

For the first time ever (with many more to come), the fascist numpties of the EDL were vastly outnumbered in by trees. Saving their bus and train fares, antifascist campaigners in the Midlands left the anti-Nazi campaigning in Solihull town centre to us, the natural environment. Not afraid of bad weather (like the fairweather racists), we well and truly outnumbered an inconsequential fascist rabble repetitively chanting monotonous, moronic racist crap.



Elm, ash, oak, sycamore, willows, hawthorn and cherry blossom, we stood together in proud botanical diversity, rooted to the ground, refusing to budge while in-front of us, fascist lowlives swilled Stella, snorted coke, and raised stiff right arms towards the skies. We might have leaves instead of hands, branches instead of limbs, and drink only water, but we have much in-common with the fight against small-minded colonial British Nationalism and all it entails.

Just a few centuries ago, our timber was used to build slave ships, and in more recent times across the Atlantic, to erect the burning crosses of the KKK. By coming out and opposing the extreme right, we are returning the favour shown to us by the environmental warriors who built tree houses to stop polluting motorways being built roughshod through ancient forests.

Most stupid of all, at one point today, the handful of EDL who made it to Solihull were singing "God Save The Queen", assuming that royalty approve of their shameful drunken public antics. We don't support privilege or titled classes, but we must earnestly remind these docile nincompoops that even Prince Charles is fond of talking to trees, when nobody's looking. Which is more than can be said of the friendless EDL. There is little chance of expanding the Aryan gene pool when the EDL's entire dating vocabulary consists of grunts, snorts, burps and chants.

Unbeknown to the average EDLer, Cider making began in Normandy, France, but the particular brand of cider downed in great volume by hardcore white nationalist element which still attend EDL rallies, White Lightning, originates from fermented American corn starch, not the many rare breeds of apple trees growing in Britain and Ireland's finest rural orchards and threatened by changes to our ecosystem.

Talk about "British tree traitors" being disloyal to native species.

So much for white supremacists misappropriating the Tree Of Life, like they do the Celtic cross and the swastika....!

Whilst the average EDL meet/greet/get-pissed/chant & yawn would struggle to fill one of the old antique red British phone boxes on a good day, the EDL leadership still waste their time laying on empty coaches to EDL marches, fully aware their costly carbon footprints are contributing to the climate change threatening so many types of rare trees like us. Species cleansing is ironically being conducted by a political group with less solid brain mass than a hollowed-out woodland trunk.

Wishy-washy racial nationalists like the EDL prefer not to do their Holocaust denial in public when KKKev is watching (so as not to upset their pro-Israeli funders), but just like the BNP, their political wing the BFF are the first ones to believe in any nonsensical rightwing lie, hook, line and sinker.

The BFF/EDL openly state via social media, they do not believe in global warming. If "nationalist conservationists" had their way, there would be only broad oak trees growing in the British Isles. All other trees not part of Arthurian legend would be left to die. Over Christmas, Yorkshire EDL's Leeds Division (the dregs of the Leeds Service Crew - Leeds United LOL), publically announced that all Muslims should be deported from the United Kingdom, even people who are born in this country. Like British Muslims including white Muslim converts, we have nowhere to go, and unless the EDL stop wasting carbon mumbling incoherently about Muslamic Ray Guns and farting, we will one-day perish.

For that reason, we as Trees United, lent our hand to see of the fascist threat faced by Solihull from this rapidly declining but still divisive far right threat. Spread out through the green spaces and picnic areas of the town centre, unlike the EDL, we could not be kettled. We held our own until the drunken lumpen neo-Nazi invaders had swallowed their own puke one time too many, and decided, crestfallen, to hasten their retreat.

More "golden showers" than Golden Dawn, the cowardly defenders of all things narrowmindedly British, wouldn't have dared confront us in late autumn, when our mighty horse-chestnut trees shed our heavy, spiked conker pods onto their delicate middle-aged bald heads, or when our tree trunks are home to stinging bees and wasps that are attracted to the pungent aroma of stale sweat and rancid Stella.

Numbers steadily on the decline since Kev Carroll's ego got the better of him, and he arrogantly called everybody belonging to rival nationalist organisations "muggy mushrooms", though they are glad to see the EDL folding, anti-fascists were keenly looking forward to seeing the EDL's key organisers getting their just desserts at the jackboots of embittered dissidents such as Diddyman and Snowy of the NWI, under the guise of "Uniting The Right".

The hilarious sight of the twat with the Israeli flag and seig-heiling Celtic Cross banner-avers whacking nine bells out of each others arses with flagpoles, would have been a memorable moment of spectacular high comedy. Sadly for comedic purposes, thanks to Hel Gower, Kevin and "Special Agent Tommy" (or whatever he's currently calling himself), the EDL will be well and truly history long before their Manchester march materialises.

Teresa Green

Comments

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Join Up

13.01.2013 03:01


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The Recruiting Officer


The Official Diagnosis

13.01.2013 03:03


...

Dr Quack


If that´s what passes as British humour these days...

13.01.2013 14:35

...then it is no surprise that the leavy ones puke their wooden hearts at the majoral moron and its confused mercenaries.

(Except this is a prank by spent Christmas trees masquerading as real oldgrowth vegetation.)

Heavy Wind


The Ugly Mug Parade

13.01.2013 17:26


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Fugly Stix


i dont get it

14.01.2013 00:32

I'm not sure how you can claim victory in that some trees were in the same place as the EDL, and that the EDL were 'outnumbered' by trees.

Are you insane? Or is this meant to be comedy, like charlie chaplin?

womaniser


@womaniser

14.01.2013 13:45

Yes this is comedy, courtesy of the EDL.

lol


Breaking News: KKKev Arrested For Race hate Crimes

14.01.2013 15:23


Reported in today's independent newspaper in the online edition, Kevin Carroll has been arrested for race hate crimes.

READ THIS: -

 http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/joint-leader-of-english-defence-league-kevin-carroll-arrested-on-suspicion-of-race-hate-crime-8451082.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Finally.

The word on the streets, adult baby fetish fascist Kev has shitted his nappy!

nappy RASH!


Enjoy Prison, Unkle Kev Karroll

14.01.2013 15:29


Time to visit the prison nurse, Kevin you little crybaby!

The Wet Nurse


A Friendly Word of Warning Kevin Me Old Nazi Mucker

14.01.2013 15:44


I wouldn't tell your fellow crims in prison that you wanted to be Police Commissioner.

Police are not liked in the slammer!

Keyser Sosay


A Word Of Warning In That Last Photograph.....

14.01.2013 15:57


..... for all racists and nazis who big up the cops for racist reasons.

The state is now catching up with you, and the British fscist's unnatural obcession with racial law and order is sure not to be a vote winner in prison when fellow prisoners realise you and your far right party / organisation (BFF, BNP etc) love the "'50 / fuzz / filth / rozzers / pigs / porkers / scum".

If you want to be safe not sorry, leave those nationalist politics behind and get a fuckin life!

PC Prod


As soon as Cameron got made prime minister

14.01.2013 16:00

the state-run EDL / BFP passed their sell-by date.

Time Peace


mobile numbers

14.01.2013 16:54

of edl leadership, tree related questions only pls  http://pastebin.com/HfFgs5Gq

a forest


New low of Nazi infighting

15.01.2013 17:26

Whoever authored this infantile mixture of plagiarism and gibberish must have been in the mood of the territory-marking commensal, because to nourish the small roots of big plants we target the spaces in between not the trunks. Message from the trees my ... bring it to the GMO compost already.

Underground Forest Occupation


Nazi Printer In Leeds

16.01.2013 01:11


You might have surfed Twitter looking at the #edl hashtag, and come across somebody called Steve Morley (who coincidentally lives in Gildersome near Morley, the City of Leeds posting pro-EDL crap on Twitter.

As you would expect from EDLers, his twitter feed is crammed full of the most extreme race hatred, including anti-Roma tweets about Romanians, plus the regular Islamophobic nonsense. He regularly retweets every racist tweet going, helping pollute twitter with far right bullshit.

The sick fascist moron is the manager of his own print company, one not to use in Leeds if you do not appreciate the views of the EDL. Do not use him for any business or personal print jobs.

 https://twitter.com/Gildersomesteve

 http://www.qype.co.uk/place/2164909-Steve-Morley-Print-Solutions-Leeds

Steve Morley Print Solutions.....

EDL Exposers


Fascist Golf Fan

17.01.2013 17:39


Pat Whitham is one of the most sickest EDL cunts on Twitter who refers to Muslim people as "unevolveds". He tweets regularly about castrating and murdering Muslims, and he is a regular on online golf forums, trying to get in with famous players as a far right nobody.

This obsessed fascist golf fan when not posting repetitive racial abuse on Twitter compulsively, is trying to stalk Ian Woosnam and other famous current or ex tour golfers, breaking into their prvate conversations!

 https://twitter.com/WhithamPat

TWS (Twitter Fash Scrutiny)


Pat Whitham Has Failed To Evolve.....

17.01.2013 17:46


..... from one of Adolf Hitler's steaming, worm-infested turds!!!

9 Iron


@ Teresa Green

17.01.2013 19:22

How can I join you? I would like to be chopped as well but the fascists do not even know my name. Please include me in your narrative so I can get burned in their ovens sooner.

Thorny Immigrant Tree


outnumbered by something not important

18.01.2013 22:43

Why don't you say that the EDL were outnumbered by blades of grass
Or, they were out numbered by nitrogen molecules?

Sorry but what is the point of this article? What is it trying to prove?

not living in walter mitty land


Fuck Off Nazi Troll

20.01.2013 02:06


Go Do One, Like Adolf Your EDL Hero, Tommy's Twats

Troll Fragmentor


Walter Mitty Land

20.01.2013 02:57


CXF PRETEND SOLDIERS BATTALION

Not a day's active service between them!

SLATEDL


Golden Showers - What A Piddling Piss Poor Turn Out

20.01.2013 03:09


The Golden Dawn UK Division (Golden Showers Appreciation Society) turned up with just twelve ugly fascist freaks in London.

A big thanks for everybody who turned up in London to smash British fascism.

Sarah


Looks like the EDL are well and truly

20.01.2013 03:11

finished, lol!

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