Vicious fascist arrested by Merseyside Police.
Following the evil attack on Merseyside Socialist Martyr, Comrade Alex McFadden, a known fascist sympathiser with connections to the notoriously evil Redwatch website has been arrested and charged with assault.
Fluffy, a locally based WHITE kitten belonging to Josephine Johnson, aged three, who attends a play group in St Helens was siezed early Friday morning after a prolonged siege at the toddlers home. Fluffy was taken to the RSPCA's pet destruction clinic/dog-meat factory by specially trained officers in protective body armour.
Police raided the evil child's playgroup early Friday morning just as the children were being given their daily dose of flouridated milk and Miss Johnson was arrested for indoctrinating a pet with her fascist ideals and causing it to assault a brave and decent socialist, a little known law introduced during the Derek Hatton Militant days to stop the criticism of his good self and his mates after a member of the BNP threatened to set his Rottweiller on Militant Paper sellers.
Miss Johnson, after being interviewed by specially trained officers, locked in a piss-stained graffiti-covered cell and not allowed to see her mummy until she confessed to owning and training a fascist brute, admitted the offence.
Mr McFadden, star of TV and major newspapers for the last four months, said he was disappointed that such a young child had to be sent to a gulag for owning and training a fascist pet such as Fluffy. He hoped after about twenty years of digging salt in Siberia, Miss Johnson would have learnt her lesson and could be allowed back into progressive society.
Mr McFadden is available for interviews at any time, please contact his agent Ms Angela Eagle MP for details of interview fees.
Following the evil attack on Merseyside Socialist Martyr, Comrade Alex McFadden, a known fascist sympathiser with connections to the notoriously evil Redwatch website has been arrested and charged with assault.
Fluffy, a locally based WHITE kitten belonging to Josephine Johnson, aged three, who attends a play group in St Helens was siezed early Friday morning after a prolonged siege at the toddlers home. Fluffy was taken to the RSPCA's pet destruction clinic/dog-meat factory by specially trained officers in protective body armour.
Police raided the evil child's playgroup early Friday morning just as the children were being given their daily dose of flouridated milk and Miss Johnson was arrested for indoctrinating a pet with her fascist ideals and causing it to assault a brave and decent socialist, a little known law introduced during the Derek Hatton Militant days to stop the criticism of his good self and his mates after a member of the BNP threatened to set his Rottweiller on Militant Paper sellers.
Miss Johnson, after being interviewed by specially trained officers, locked in a piss-stained graffiti-covered cell and not allowed to see her mummy until she confessed to owning and training a fascist brute, admitted the offence.
Mr McFadden, star of TV and major newspapers for the last four months, said he was disappointed that such a young child had to be sent to a gulag for owning and training a fascist pet such as Fluffy. He hoped after about twenty years of digging salt in Siberia, Miss Johnson would have learnt her lesson and could be allowed back into progressive society.
Mr McFadden is available for interviews at any time, please contact his agent Ms Angela Eagle MP for details of interview fees.
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