Our advance party scouts out the terrain ahead.
The Recruitment Centre closes early today. Ha ha ha!
Join the Clandestine Insurgent Rebel Clown Army
CIRCA is the UK's least respected employer, offering a smidgeon of opportunity and large dollops of custard. You will experience a chaotic mix of sounds and colours, and fifteen flavours of doughnut.
Whether it's handling sensitive equipment like a feather duster or working behind the scenes in fart factory, the choices are entirely impractical.
You'll be starting a career like no other, headed for loads of disqualifications, unlimited travel within West Yorkshire, and positions of irresponsibility.