Obviously too much muscle for just one woman, he's after a Dawn French/Lisa Tarbuck lookalike. With a self-deprecating name like 'hugebiceps', which is what he calls himself, he shouldn't have much difficulty. Still, you know what they say about people with big muscles...
Bringing up the rear, so to speak, is Dave Hannam, the boss of BNP-front nationalist music company Great White Records. You would have expected a record producer to have been able to score but apparently not, even with the first of the BNP's musical offerings having just been released to critical, er, indifference.
Take a look at these bozos.
Griffin, naturally, is taking the moral high ground. In response to a query from Joe Owens about this bunch, he responded thus:
'As regards the dating agency stuff this is the first time I've had any links to it so will look very shortly (doing ID final prrofs this morning). My initial offhand thought is that where Mark goes to try to get his leg over is his own affair, but that we can't have married party personalities goiong round openly trying to shag around. What people do in private is no concern of mine, but when it can be used against the party it's a different matter.'
Looks like 'hugebiceps' is in for a telling-off then. :-D