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The Emperor's NEW new clothes

Podsnappery | 29.09.2008 10:43 | Analysis | Globalisation | London | South Coast

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein

The Emperors NEW new clothes

Once upon a time a smart guy found a way of making a synthetic product that appeared to be as good as gold. After explaining his findings to others he began to sell his products (mortgage backed securities) on the open market at prices that bought a handsome return. Gradually other clever people cottoned on to this and they began to produce similar products. For years the market grew as demand for these valuable commodities increased. More and more producers entered the market and imitated the actions of the pioneers. Yet, the new gold depended on one critical factor. Since the value of the products depended on the price of other assets, namely residential homes and commercial property, any change in these prices would have knock-on effects. Anyone who tried to explain this to the producers and purchasers of the new gold standard currency was reminded not to worry since the prices of housing and offices were only going in one direction. Therefore the new commodity could itself only increase in value.

The response from the doubters was that perhaps housing prices could fall since inequality and unemployment were increasing. As more and more capital was being invested in the strange financial products there was less and less available for investment in industry. Whilst the mortgage finance was increasing the jobs provided by construction companies, much of the new housing was being built in the suburbs and these depended on cheap oil to fuel trips to work in the city. If oil prices rose suburban housing would appear less attractive. Again the doubters were rebuffed and the market continued to grow. The only limitation was the ability of people to secure mortgages in the first place so as to continue to buy houses and many Americans were very poor and were unlikely to get loans. Then a bright spark suggested that since house prices were always rising, low-income, unemployed, and even blacks and latinos could be given loans and they could pay them back when their house had exceeded the original loan. This idea also caught on and banks and brokers feverishly lent money to these new customers so that the loans made could be converted into the new gold. At this point some commentators began to observe that there was now a great deal of the new gold in circulation and didn’t the value of the old gold depend on its scarcity. Around about the same time, others came forward with news that builders were having some trouble selling all those new homes they had built and that perhaps house prices were not going to rise indefinitely.

As these concerns were raised many of those who had bought the new gold at first denied there was going to be any problem. Maybe there was going to be a short-term blip in the housing market but this would soon be forgotten about. After all these things were to be expected, weren’t they? Despite their public confidence however, some of the owners decided to reduce their inventories of the new gold in favour of the old gold and even that other precious commodity, black gold. This had various effects: The price of gold and oil were rising even faster than the price of mortgage-based securities, prompting more investors to sell the latter and buy the former. As the oil price rose, more and more Americans found that living in suburban homes which could only be accessed by private cars run on oil was not economically viable. So they looked into the possibility of selling their homes and moving to the city to rent an apartment. As these events progressed, it became clear that there was now a glut of mortgage backed securities on the market as less and less people were willing to buy them. Those left holding the baby desperately looked around for support but for a time it looked like they would lose their shirts.

Now in a high state of anxiety these financialists rushed to the government, bearing expressions on their faces like the one worn by the uninsured teenager who has to tell dad that he’s crashed the family car. At first the government struggled to understand what the bankers were telling them and said don’t worry the market will take care of these things. After all the bankers had been telling government for years to let the market run the show. If the market price for milk is too low, don’t subsidize the dairy farmers. Let them go out of business and they can stop farming and become entrepreneurs. Simple as that! If the cost of food and fuel increases disproportionately for low-income households don’t worry, they can just work a bit harder and if the market also causes wages to fall then they can work a bit harder still.

This time however, the bankers shouted “don’t let the free market decide. That wouldn’t be fair to us because we deserve special protection and besides if you let us go out of business we can make things very difficult for you”. Happily, the government saw sense and decided to use all that tax money it had lying around to buy up the bankers products at a fair price. Of course this would mean that those improvements to the US healthcare system would have to be forgotten about and of course, in future many Americans would have to pay higher taxes to balance the governments books. Again the doubters began to whisper amongst themselves about potential problems such as civil unrest and the collapse of overburdened government institutions.

The bankers and politicians then summoned a very nice priest and they proceeded to pray earnestly to Mammon.

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