There is a virus spreading across our society; a nasty contagion; full of vile puss and pernicious content: the mighty English Defence League. Enthusiastic support for such a blight on humanity may seem as ridiculous as support for genital warts. However, perhaps genital warts have some sort of point to make so who are the majority of decent people to question the Genital Wart.

Equally embarrassing, but nowhere near as loathsome as the EDL, the Genital Wart has rapidly become a phenomenon. In just 12 hours it received 1000 memberships whilst in the same period the English Defence League could only boast 3: the leader, Tommy Robinson; the co-founder, Kevin Carroll; and the paedophile Richard Price.

The Genital Wart embraces equality, diversity, acceptance of all races, all religions and correct use of the English language.The Genital Wart began its campaign on Friday 15th July 2011 on the popular social network site Facebook. Its basic message is to dispel the EDL's claim that Facebook membership does not equate to a bona fide political movement.

The English Defence League are a bigoted organisation begotten by football hooligans and BNP members. They weekly rituals are to congregate to car parks in towns and cities around England and scare women and children.

I know who my membership will be going to. If you too are against racism, homophobia and bigoted thuggery then please visit the Facebook page and click on the "Like" button to complete membership.

 http://www.facebook.com/pages/Can-This-Genital-Wart-Get-More-Fans-Than-The-EDL-/248089495201877?sk=info

Thank you.

Disclaimer: The Genital Wart is not politically affiliated.