Pet Hates: Pigeon Myths Challenged
W S Derfty | 20.06.2002 15:20
Why precisely he decided to waste time on such a pointless, vindictive exercise is a mystery. However, the odd silence and lack of criticism among the radical thinking sector suggests that 'dissident labourism' is stronger than one would have hoped at this stage.
Myth 1; "The pigeons of Trafalgar Sq are a health hazard."
But to whom ? There are no food factories, no hospitals and no residents in the area, (apart from Nos 10 and 11 Downing street...)
Myth 2: "Visitors to the Sq dont care about the pigeons" O, yes they do ! In fact, I have an old tourist guide from the 1950s, suggesting the pigeons are an ideal subject to photograph ! And can you cite any other attraction which is so free and non-profiteering ?
Myth 3; "Pigeons are vermin". In fact, they are a 'survival species', and while indeed SOME survival species are vermin, pigeons are NOT; they share more in common with say grey squirrels and white butterflies, all of which live in a sub-feral condition within human environs, and are the descendants of the carrier pigeons used to carry messages years ago.
I suggest that Livingstones irrational obsession with these sad creatures is less of a 'policy' and more of a symptom of the general decline in political thinking that seems to have set in in recent years. taking a wild guess, It may be part of a scheme to turn over Trafalgar Sq to corporate interests (well ? everything else has been)
W S Derfty
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if pigeons are vermin, what are humans?
20.06.2002 16:21
but it's trash that we create..... their supposed 'vermin' tendencies are a by product of our society...
they might sh*t a lot and rats might spread disease, but their impact on the environment is minute compared to humans'
kev
indeed. remember the hitchcock film
20.06.2002 16:38
W S D
Feral pidgeons / fat cats
20.06.2002 21:38
bee eater
extermination of ze flying ratz
20.06.2002 23:59
buddcheesygeegolly
disease mania
21.06.2002 08:20
woodie
pigeonfest
21.06.2002 13:17
beer and chips
One relatively humane way to give them a hint
21.06.2002 15:17
Tory B Liar
Pigeon trouble in Trafalger Square
17.03.2004 10:54
Lucy
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