(Some of) the best of Tom Tomorrow
bh | 10.12.2002 20:06
(Some of)
The Best of
Tom Tommorrow
The Best of
Tom Tommorrow
During the 2000 election year, Tom and Sparky campaigned relentlessly for the 'Gorebot'...
and against his opponent, Alfred E. Neumann (* real Bush quote)
A real Democrat votes for Gore, no matter how right wing his record might be...
Not to mention the right wing Record of Leibermann, currently one of the loudest right wing 'Democrat' hawks in Washington
The Democrats rubber stamp Bush's nomination of Satan to the Supreme Court...
The Democrats finally get up the nerve to criticize the Bush White House...
Ann Coulter frets about liberals running off to join the fundamentalist Taliban (with real Ann Coulter quote)...
Sparky agrees to go along with the Republican plans to drill in Alaskan wildlife refuges, if they will swear off Middle Eastern Oil...
The long list of Enron connections to the White House fails to knock off a conservative 'off message'...
And then of course there are those Haliburton connections...
And those Taliban connections...
How to contain a scandal
A Republican accidentally frozen during the WhiteWater investigation, is unthawed right smack in the middle of a huge series of Republican scandals about a hundred times worse ...
After a deep theological debate, the decision is made to baptize all stem cells, just to be on the safe side...
Fundamentalist of the world, UNITE!
We must destroy democracy in order to save it...
thus preserving that most sacred of rights, the right to hang flags...
and against his opponent, Alfred E. Neumann (* real Bush quote)
A real Democrat votes for Gore, no matter how right wing his record might be...
Not to mention the right wing Record of Leibermann, currently one of the loudest right wing 'Democrat' hawks in Washington
The Democrats rubber stamp Bush's nomination of Satan to the Supreme Court...
The Democrats finally get up the nerve to criticize the Bush White House...
Ann Coulter frets about liberals running off to join the fundamentalist Taliban (with real Ann Coulter quote)...
Sparky agrees to go along with the Republican plans to drill in Alaskan wildlife refuges, if they will swear off Middle Eastern Oil...
The long list of Enron connections to the White House fails to knock off a conservative 'off message'...
And then of course there are those Haliburton connections...
And those Taliban connections...
How to contain a scandal
A Republican accidentally frozen during the WhiteWater investigation, is unthawed right smack in the middle of a huge series of Republican scandals about a hundred times worse ...
After a deep theological debate, the decision is made to baptize all stem cells, just to be on the safe side...
Fundamentalist of the world, UNITE!
We must destroy democracy in order to save it...
thus preserving that most sacred of rights, the right to hang flags...
bh
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