Look Harlequin I've been watching you over the last six months or so since you started to wave the flag. You stink of a new type of police spy. I can't be the only person who has seen the little twists and turns, and wondered. You sound false. Read it aloud, you'll see what I mean. You don't really believe (ie understand) what you write. It is obvious. Go away, rebrand. Harlequin is blown.

"Harlequin"= n. pantomime character, in tight spangled dress, with visor and magic wand: a buffoon: a breed of small spotted dog- v.i. to play the harlequin (fm old French 'hellequin' a devil in medieval legend)