All of the following information seems to be accurate and Albert needs and appreciates your comments. Albert fears and respects citizen comments.

Secret Service records will verify that Bush was scheduled to be at an elementary school that day.

A rare TV appearance of Daddy Bush and his wife(for picture see one dollar bill)a few days later showed them surrounded by young children.

I have not seen leaders of other countries doing this on TV during an attack. Most are too busy fighting CNN security guards that are keeping out other mass media enthusiasts.

The Treasury Department also reiterated plans to "cut off money" to certain individuals this week. Snow did not mention Israel as far as I know.

In other news:

Intelligence in state school systems has not improved. Only small pockets of creativity remain.

Poetry and art were heavily censored but inflicted considerable damage.

IV drug use by prison officials in TX seems to be on the rise.

Free Prozac at mental health centers across the country(this is not a fabricated story)creates a dizzying array of ndividual realities amongst the rank and file while seniors complain about perscription drug costs. I have not verified this story. I wish a senior would email me with reliable info. The Bush Power Cabinet claims to have infiltrated this powerful organization.

Bank robbers did not threaten to shoot selves in foot any where that I know. Please email me if you hear anything about that.

Luis Ruykeser was not fired as far as I know. Albert missed his very entertaining show because of previously planned involvment in reeducation program.

Yassir Arafat extended his long standing record of not declaring war and not hiding among children.

Billy Graham still fully supports the psycho-holy-war as far as I know. Please correct me if I am wrong. email or comments.

The pope tends to stay the hell out of Texas.

Saddam Hussein did not declare war this week as far as I know.

The Jewish Defense League has still not challenged Albert to a debate or a wrestling match.

Osama Bin Laden did not declare war this week or hide among children.

Polls indicate that the largest population of Bush supporters are in Texas.

Personal attitudes in Texas are similar to the 2001 attitude in New York City when Clear Channel Communications and Billboards screamed "Who's gonna get Wacked".

Verifiable stastitical totals of wacked citizens are hard to obtain.

Martha Stewart was wacked in da media again. Media wacking as an artform could become much more popular in the future as other arts die off.

The clergy world wide have planned a sermon concerning revalations this Sunday.

Police have been seen striking in countries where this activity is legal.

Meanwhile a growing movement supporting a general strike to impeach Bush made a statement about being lazy.

Ferdinand Francisco Franco is still dead and Hugo Chavez has not resigned.

Nightclubs named Gound Zero continue to be unique. Perhaps an IPO announcement from a company wanting to open a chain of these things with theaters for outlawed Hollywood films will make a killing in the stock market. Investors on Wall Street seem to have lost their sense of creativity.

Please try to edit this article for accuracy and email me or comment if you disagree.

Clarification of this information and providing other information is critical to national security.

by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
Special Agent CIA-A-1
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