North Korea was the only nation prepared by virtue of having a misslie in the air. Kim Jung Il is one of many honorable dictators that has not surrendered or resigned because of threats of depatriation from the coward George W. Bush who was not neccessarily elected. CONGRATULATIONS AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY. That is an example of an honorable North Korean Fireworks display. The testing of this defensive weapon was followed by a North Korean Salute on TV.

Meaningless French official Jacques Chirac is tired of saying NO to the same question every day so he said it every day until St. Patricks Day which can be redated. "Retroactive Tax cuts" and "retroactive frequent flyer miles" make this possible.

WANTED: Iraqi stock market broker ready to start an IPO in Iraq. I have a consulting firm showing how to make money.

Elected Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez busted some one with some dope, he will know exactly what to do with such a weapon of mass destruction. Anti-catholic protestors were not reported on.

Tony Blair who was delivered an unarmed grenade from South America in an amazing act of guerilla diplomacy is still oblivious to public opinion.

Bermuda drug war news is still blacked out here.

Vladamir Putin says he won't pull the trigger while there is a gun to his head. US congress should support that.

IN FASHION, The Iraqi government needs uniforms identical to US and Britain. I like the idea. I don't know how many times they have been bombed today.

Dr. Garza of the Harris County Texas Psychiatric Industrial Complex has refused to speak to me after denying any knowledge of psychological warfare, even though the term is in common dictionaries. Harris county regularly dispenses drugs in this area similar to the ones used by a local woman when she killed her own five children. woops.

It has been reported that Sadam Hussein "boobytraped" his own oilfield which is unlikely since he is smart enough to leave trivial work to experts. This defensive manuever is very logical when faced with strongarm robbery.

Material Breach of the United Nations charter is expected from Fox news channel tommorrow and I will complain if Jaques Chirac is libeled again.

by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
Special Agent CIA-A-1
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
Stolen from the unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer" please copy