TWISTED PHOTOS:
images: Yahoo news photos and google images

The results of a top secret DARPA bioengineering project designed to perpetuate the New World Order forever
 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030912/170/591nf.html

Powell: "Just do and say exactly what I tell you to and we'll get along just fine."
 http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030913/170/599w4.html&e=3&ncid=1479

Reporter: "What do you look forward to most as governor, Mr. Schwartzenegger - the chance to change the state's direction?"

Arnold: "Hell no! I just can't wait to see the State House interns!
 http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030913/161/596us.html&e=5&ncid=705

"In fact," Arnold added, "I'm already screening applicants!."
 http://www.lets-ride.com/photos/images/99998464.jpg

Pope:"This letter is hardly legible and my name is misspelled!"
Thought of Priest on left: "Whaddya expect? It's from Bush!"

 http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030913/168/59acp.html&e=9&ncid=708

McBlair?
During intensive questioning by Lord Hutton about David Kelley, Blair suddenly turned pale, pointed a shaking finger at an empty wall and cried, "Oh my God, he's there! Right there in the corner! Don't you see him?"
 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030912/241/5928s.html

Mr. Mealymouth meets Mr. Maaolox
 http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030910/161/5844x.html&e=10&ncid=27

Bush : "Hey.I said smile real big for the cameras, Kirby - but don't get too close."
 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030912/170/595pb.html


BUSH VISITS THE THIRD INFANTRY

"Heil Bush!"
 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030912/241/594qf.html

Third Infantry commander (off camera): "Er, Sir....the men are BEHIND you!"
 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030912/170/5921g.html

Happy soldiers greet Bush
 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030912/168/590w6.html

More happy soldiers
 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030912/170/590xm.html

Captive audience
 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030912/168/591em.html

Thought of second soldier from left: "I'd sure like to tell you what you could do with that thumb, ya big AWOL creep!"
 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030912/170/59120.html


How John Ashcroft sees his Patriot Act promotional tour
 http://www.thevictor.org/story/97131009.jpg

How everyone else sees it
 http://www.homestead.com/333maxwell/files/zeich_copy.jpg


CRISIS IN MIDDLE EAST DEEPENS.....

Man with moustach in background: "I'm afraid its worse than we thought....he's been making shadow puppets now for three hours."
 http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030913/168/59adx.html&e=4&ncid=708

Later that same day...
"Hey, Sharon! I bet you can 't even make a decent hopping bunny!"
 http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030913/170/59ago.html&e=14&ncid=708

That night at a meeting...
"Now watch me while I make not one, but TWO hopping bunnies!"
 http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030913/170/59aa3.html&e=15&ncid=708


VERY UNFUNNY PHOTOS:

WAR IN IRAQ

Yet another "liberated" young Iraqi
 http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030912/241/58vw0.html&e=12&ncid=708

What's left of the hospital where Americans killed several Iraqi policement and a hosptial guard
 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030912/168/5955f.html

A promising young future wiped out
 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030912/168/594q7.html

And another
 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030912/168/58uce.html

and another
 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030912/168/591ci.html

The strain of war is reflected clearly in this soldier's face
 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030912/241/594qe.html

Plucky Soldiers try to lighten the load for comrades
 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030912/170/594a1.html
 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030912/170/5946n.html

Sept. 11 on the front lines
 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030912/168/58ulb.html

Donald Rumsfeld fan club shows their support at National Press Club
 http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030910/161/58e1w.html&e=3&ncid=27


WTO PROTESTS: Photo Gallery

PHILIPPINES

 http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030913/170/599kf.html&e=15&ncid=708

LONDON
 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030901/168/54qe6.html

TOKYO
 http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030913/170/599ji.html&e=7&ncid=708

INDIA
 http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030913/168/5992o.html&e=9&ncid=708

HONG KONG
 http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030912/161/595u1.html&e=16&ncid=708

BANGLADESH
 http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030912/241/58zk8.html&e=13&ncid=708

SOUTH AFRICA
 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030912/170/593jj.html

MEXICO
 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030912/170/592ix.html

ANTI-WTO AIDS ACTIVISTS
 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030911/168/58o70.html

SAN SALVADOR
 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030910/170/58eci.html

BANGKOK
 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030909/170/57ues.html