As prisoners already do work for Wilkinson's (being paid the princely sum of £1.20 per day) we thought the firm might be interested in employing a part-time prisoner in one of their stores. Suitably dressed, Insecurity Guard Mark Barnsley and Part-Time Prisoner Wolfie went to Hull Wilkos to find out. Entering the store handcuffed together the pair first tested just how little £1.20 will buy you in Wilkinson's. A pack of toilet rolls, the sort of item prisoners are increasingly having to pay for themselves, proved too dear, but Guard Barnsley was very interested by the bags of 'mixed screws' at 2 for £1.20 Just the type of thing prisoners are forced to pack for Wilkos. Our prisoner was less impressed as of course he's none too fond of screws. Moving on, they decided it was time to try and see what Wilko's attitude to employing part-time prisoners would be, none too forthcoming of course, with nothing actually available. We strongly suspect they'd be no keener to employ the ex-prisoners who've previously slaved for them inside, not least since unlike in prison they'd have to pay them minimum wage. The Hull store did present one opportunity though, in the form of a photo booth, which Guard Barnsley thought might be a good place to take Wolfie's new ID photo. To Wilko's evident lack of amusement the pair's visit was in any event discreetly filmed and recorded, not discreetly enough it seems because Wilkinson's own Security started pulling their hair out and triggered an alert, which brought security guards running from all corners of the precinct in which their Hull store is located. They only arrived in time however to see prisoner Wolfie being liberated, and departing with his former guard, chuckling all the way to the pub.