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OOOOOOOOOOH...........Harry's Mumma Up The Bumma No Harm Donna

Captain Stabbin, 18.02.2004 11:31

All about that hoare Harry's Mum- fat, old, saggy and indian

I Shag*ged Harry's Mum, she was cr ap. She does a good curry though. If she gives me dinner I give her dinner. She's got sags so big she has too tuck them into her socks!

Jokes against Harry's Mum!:
Your mum's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Your mum's so fat, I have to catch a train, bus, and a taxi just to get on her good side.
Your mum's so fat, when she dances the band skips.

Your mum's so fat she had her ears pierced by a harpoon.

Your mum's so fat her clothes have stretch marks.

Your mother's so fat she needs to wear a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Your mum's so fat she needs a hula-hoop to keep up her socks.

Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Your mum's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.

Your mum's so big she has to wear a sock on each toe.

Your mum's so fat, she inserts tampons with a bazooka.

Your mum's so fat, when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.

Your mother's so fat that when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Your mum's so fat she was baptised at Marine World.

Your mum's so fat, when she got hit by a bus she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Your mother's so fat, she can sit on a rock and make it a diamond.

Your mum's so big, youru need a trucker's licence to ride her.

Your mother's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, "Sorry, we don't do livestock."

Your mother's so fat NASA orbits satellites around her.

Your mother's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, "To be continued.."

Your mother's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, "One at a time please."

Your mum's so fat Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.

Your mother's so fat, everytime she walks in high heels she strikes oil.

Your mother's so fat, when she wears a green and white jumper she looks like a football field.

Your mum's so fat the AIDS quilt can't cover her.

Your mum's so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.

Your mum's so fat she shows up on radar.

Your mum's so fat she's on both sides of the family.

Your mother's so fat she has more chins than the Hong Kong phone book.

Your mother's so fat, she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell.

Your mum's so fat, her high school yearbook picture was an aerial picture.

Your mum's so fat she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.

Your mum's so fat, when I got on top of her, my ears popped.

Your mum's so fat she sells shade in the summer.

Your mother's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyourne.

Your mum's so fat she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm.

Your mamma's so fat she went to the mall and picked up the largest underwear the store has and
asked the cashier "Wheres the other half?"

Your mamma’s so fat she had her ears pierced with a harpoon.

Your mamma’s so fat her clothes have stretch marks.

Your mamma’s so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks.

Your mamma’s so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a
menu, she gets an estimate.

Your mamma’s so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.

Your mamma’s so fat, her belt size is equator.

Your mamma’s so fat, when she fell in love she broke it.

Your mamma’s so fat, every time she puts an apple in her mouth people
try to roast her.

Your mamma’s so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome
back party.

Your mamma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one who got a tan.

Your mamma’s so fat your bathtub has stretch marks.

Your mamma’s so fat she's on both sides of your family.

Your mamma's so fat, when scorpion did the "get over here" to her he got charged for whaling.

Your mamma's so fat, it takes 2 hours to download her picture from the Internet on a cable modem!!

Your mamma's so fat, her asshole has its own Prime Minister!!!!

Your mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on!

Your mamma's so fat, she keeps her extra change in one of her folds!

Your mamma's so fat, NASA takes her to the top of a tower, pushes her off she falls 400 feet, hits a
board and launches the space shuttle!!!!

Your mamma's so fat, she has to wear a hat with a blinking red light to scare off the airplanes

Your mamma's so fat, they use her underwear for the screen at the movies!

Your mamma's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool

Your mamma's so fat, they're going to use her to fill that hole in the ozone layer!

Your mamma's soooo fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone!!!!

Your mamma's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of washingtons nose

Your mamma's so fat, she wakes up in sections.

Your mamma's so fat she hula hoops with the rings around Saturn!

Your mamma's sooo fat that I had to take two busses and a train, just to get on her good side.

Your momma's so fat she hula hoops with the rings around Saturn

Your mamma's so fat, when she got the role as Elliot in ET she couldn't do it because when she rode
the bike in front of the moon she caused an eclipse.

Your mamma is so fat, she wears a v.c.r. as a pager.

Your mamma so fat she wore a yellow x jaket and a helocopter landed on the fat ugly bitch .

Your Mamma is fat when she jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge she baptized all of Mexico

Your mamma's so fat the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

Your Mamma's so fat she fills the bath tub and then she puts the water in.

Your mammas so fat she went to the cinemas and sat next to everyourne.

Your momma so fat when she was floating on the ocean, Spain claimed her for the new World!

Your momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she goes straight to hell!

Ya mamma's so fat she uses the equator as a belt.

Your mamma's so fat when she lies on the beach green peace comes.

Your mamma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Your mamma got more chins then a hong kong phone book

Your mum so fat every time she turn around its her birthday...
Your mamma’s so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the
surveillence cameras
Your mamma’s so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Your mamma’s so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Your mamma’s so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Your mamma’s so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Your mamma’s so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Your mamma's so ugly, if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team!

Your mamma's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks!

Your mamma's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her!

Your mamma's so ugly, people at the circus pay money NOT to see her!

Your mamma's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down.

Your mamma's so ugly, I heard that Your daddy first met her at the pound!

Your mamma's so ugly, she entered a dog show and won!

Your mamma's so ugly, her doctor is the vet.

Your mamma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Your mamma's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure," and her father
said, "Yeah, let's go bury it!"

Your mamma's teeth so yellow, when she smiles at a NASCAR race, the drivers slow down thinkin'
the caution is out.

Your mamma's so ugly your daddy's breath smells like shit cuz he would rather kiss her ass.

Your mamma's so ugly she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.

Your mamma's do ugly your father takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Your mamma is so ugly when 2 guys broke into her house, she yelled rape and they yelled
NOOOOO!!!!!.

Your mums like a hardwear store 5c a screw 10c a jack. .

Your mums so ugly she went to an ugly compation and they said sorry no profesionals.

Your momma so ugly, she turned medusa to stone!
Your mamma’s so stupid that when she swam accross the East River, she got tired half way and
swam back!
Your mamma’s so stupid she stole free cheese.

Your mamma’s so stupid she asked for a price check at the $2 shop.

Your mamma’s so stupid that when I asked her to buy me a color TV
she asked "What color?"

Your mamma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Your mamma’s so stupid she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.

Your mamma’s so stupid, she locked herself in a motorcycle.

Your mamma’s so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was
on the other side.

Your mamma’s so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Your mamma’s so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Your mamma’s so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket overnight and
died of starvation.

Your mamma’s so stupid, when the sign said "Don't Walk", she froze and
got hit by a bus.

Your mamma’s so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the
cheese.

Your mamma’s so stupid, on the job application where it said "sign
here," she wrote "Aquarius."

Your mamma’s so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

Your mamma’s so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Your mamma's so stupid, when she hear that computers can sometimes crash she wanted to put on a
seat belt.

Your mamma's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window!

Your mamma's so stupid, she thinks a lawsuit is something youru wear when youru go to court.

Your mamma's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court" she said I'll have a hamburger and a
Coke Please.

Your mamma's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

Your mamma's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.

Your Momma is so stupid she locked herself in a grocery store and starved to death.

Your mamma's sooo stupid, shesold her car for gas money.

Your mamma's so stupid she took an umbrella to see "The Rain Maker"

Your mamma's so dumb she tryed to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Your mamma so ugly when she walks too the bank they turn off the security cameras.

Your mamma like a vaccum cleaner she gets sucked, and blowed, then laid in the closet.

Your mamma is so dumb that she stared at the orange juice container cuase it said consintraite.

Your mum is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and thrown into the gutter.

Ya mamma's so dumb she needs a street directory to get out of
her drive way.

Your momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Your momma so old, I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died!

Your Mamma is so stoopid, she thougth a quaterback was a type of refund.
Your mamma’s so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Your mamma’s so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's
fingers!!!

Your mamma’s so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Your mamma's so poor, after I pissed in her yard, she thanked me for watering the lawn!

Your mamma's so poor, burglars break in her house and leave money!

Your mamma's so poor, she went to McDonald's and had to put her french fries on lay-buy!

Your mamma's so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says "DING!"

Your mamma's so poor, when I asked what was for dinner, she pulled her shoelaces off and said
"Spaghetti!"

Your mamma's so poor, she got arrested for breaking the gum-ball machine because it didn't take food
stamps!

Your mamma's so poor, I stepped on her skateboard and she said, "Hey, get off my car!"

Your mamma's so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said, "Third tree
to your right!"

Your mamma's so poor, I went to her house and took down some cobwebs, and she said, "Why are

your tearing down the curtains?!"

Your mamma's so poor, when i asked what was for dinner, she spread her legs & said tuna".*

Your mamma's so poor the rats pay the bill.

Your mums so poor the rats pay the bill.

Your mamma's so poor, that her Welcome Mat only says "WEL"

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wow!

18.02.2004 11:54

techies please block the ip address or similar for these postings, it is wasting precious server space

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