1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were massacred by:
a. Olga Korbut
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwartzeneger
d. Muslims

2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslims

3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslims

4. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old wheelchair bound passenger was murdered and thrown overboard by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslims

5. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kid
b. Charles Lindbergh
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslims

6. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslims


7. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslims

8. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. O.J. Simpson
b. Homer Simpson
c. Brian Simpson MEP
d. Muslims

9. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Center and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted to a crash by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslims


10. Thousands of civilans in Darfur have been raped, tortured, burnt alive and beheaded by:
a. Goblins
b. Pixies
c. Gnomes
d. Muslims


11. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonny and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslims

12. In July 2002 the shooter of 2 people at Los Angeles Airport was :
a. A disgruntled Crossdresser
b. A disgruntled Hairdresser
c. A disgruntled windowdresser
d. Muslim

13. In 2002 a Nightclub in Bali was bombed, killing scores of Austrailians and others. The confessed bombers were:
a. Jesse and Michael Jackson
b. Slim Shadey
c. Slim Pickens
d. Muslims

14. In 2002 the Two Washington D.C. Snipers were :
a. White angry middle aged men in a white Box Truck
b. White angry middle aged women in a white Box Truck
c. White angry middle aged martians in a white Box Truck
d. Muslims

15. This quiz will get yanked by the censors because it points out the truth about:
a. The Global Zionist Conspiracy (tm)
b. Chem-trails
c. Martian plots to flouridate our water supplies
d. Muslims