Would you like to try it?

A friend of mine living at the United States of America wanted to try how the living is in Finland. So, I placed an enquiry and told him the sum an unemployed person would get on the dole. Unofficial bet was made of this three month journey and this is the result:
1) He lost weight so much that he suffered from malnutrition.
2) He became mentally unstable because of the way how Finnish Government Officials treated him.
3) His personal data was faked into our police and emigration office register by the Finnish authorities.
4) He had to heal himself several months at the United States before he resembled a human being.
5) First time I saw him after 12 month of his departure he looked fine, had put some weight and has returned into a mentally stable condition. The first thing he told me “I don’t believe it. We have so much food everywhere and lost of money at the States, and you have nothing (since you private people lack of cash and property in Finland).”

Just an other example how Socialism and Russia effects to our economy. These tricks are typical to Russian and Soviet Union economy, where the only people having cash are those services people are forced to use (hair cut, food restaurants etc).

I am a lucky man not suffer from similar problems top my friend, but quite a few are in Finland. Our people lack of cash due to our government High-Tech surveillance on property and back accounts. It is much safer to keep money out from Finland.

As a revenge this friend of mine told he will marry a gipsy in stead of a Finn or a Russian to give her a change in States.

No much point of dealing with Socialist States, is there? Say NO to COMMUNISM and NO to SOCIALISM. Wellcome property, money, wealth, right to bear arms, human rights, family and Capitalism!

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Since I forgot me canoe at the river back next to the quard and University, you wouldn't happen to have a mandolin with you sir?

Oh, little Tony,
had he a pony.

At the middle of the London,
did he meet Gordon.

Wished he Tony to think,
why was all he saw pink.

Tony told better to drink,
not to think, why was all pink.

Had he one or two up the hill,
stopped he next to the mill.

Saw Tony the fine men,
it migh had been The Ben.

Door was ten,
clock not even eleven.

A sudden pain at the back,
had he lack?

Took he a swing,
not even the doorbell ding.

Wet one's whistle,
no more distil.

Entered he in,
before they caught him.

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