Hey you English nonces, get the hell out of our ancestral homeland. We, the noble celtic people, were living there long before you guys, and 1,500 years ago, you fucking germans came and stole our land. You have no right to be there. There are plenty of other Anglo-Saxon countries you could live in. Yes, it may be 1,500 years, but well, that's about the same amount of time the Arabs were living in Palestine, and if Israel can make a 2000 year old claim, I can't see why we can't bloody well have our country back from you fucking English.

Go live in Saxony. What, are you calling me some sort of fascist? You anti-celtic scum, don't you know you're worse than hitler by daring to suggest evicting people from a land they've inhabited for over a thousand years might possibly be immoral. What have the English ever done for anyone? Bunch of fanatical football hooligans, who raise their children to hate us with their jokes about sheep.

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Ha, you want to boycott us? Then don't you go using any mobile phones or computers or any other electronic equipment. Don't you know we founded modern electronics by inventing the vacuum tube?