US planning to invade Israel
FTB | 17.11.2005 15:24 | Anti-militarism | Repression
Secret White House files show Bush has had enough of Israel's attacks on Palestine and is drawing up plans to invade and overthrow Sharon
SECRET White House documents have revealed the the US is drawing up plans for a full-scale invasion of Israel.
President George W Bush is said to have become tired of Israeli premier Ariel Sharon's reluctance to make peace with the Palestinians, something US hawks feel is making the situation in the Middle East more treacherous for American economic interests.
Military chiefs have drawn up a series of proposals for the attack, which would see Mr Sharon overthrown and a Palestinian government installed in Jerusalem.
Tony Blair is thought to be an enthusiastic supporter of the plan, as is the state-run and biased BBC, which is tired of Mr Sharon questioning its reporting of the current conflict.
Respect MP George Galloway, when told of the leaked plans while on a lucrative speaking tour of the the middle east, said: "The proud people of the historic state of Israel must rise up to defeat the evil imperialist menace of Bush the Terrorist and his zionist... oh, hang on..."
Several people selling copies of Socialist Worker were reported to have died after their heads exploded while trying to decide if they would back the evil yanks or the evil jews in such a conflict.
President George W Bush is said to have become tired of Israeli premier Ariel Sharon's reluctance to make peace with the Palestinians, something US hawks feel is making the situation in the Middle East more treacherous for American economic interests.
Military chiefs have drawn up a series of proposals for the attack, which would see Mr Sharon overthrown and a Palestinian government installed in Jerusalem.
Tony Blair is thought to be an enthusiastic supporter of the plan, as is the state-run and biased BBC, which is tired of Mr Sharon questioning its reporting of the current conflict.
Respect MP George Galloway, when told of the leaked plans while on a lucrative speaking tour of the the middle east, said: "The proud people of the historic state of Israel must rise up to defeat the evil imperialist menace of Bush the Terrorist and his zionist... oh, hang on..."
Several people selling copies of Socialist Worker were reported to have died after their heads exploded while trying to decide if they would back the evil yanks or the evil jews in such a conflict.
FTB
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;-)
17.11.2005 16:45
It will of course be removed as the IM censors don't have a sense of humour
Still laughing
Not as funny as last time.
17.11.2005 20:11
Who put your head back together, FTB? An animal psychiatrist? And what kind of bullshit is inside of it now to find the above funny. Forgotten the last time you tried a joke on the SWP.
- If Tony Blair’s government invaded Gibraltar and installed a government of Spanish Chimpanzees, who would you support - Blairites or the Chimps?
- Neither, promptly replied the SWP paper-seller. There’s no difference.
Dwelling on the reply - considering impossible conditions, equality of opposites , and concepts that stretched its means - FTB´s head, black-hooded and hidden, could be heard ... exploding
Trilateral Commision on Humour
Damn Funny
17.11.2005 20:24
Thats is a seriously funny piece of material and better than stuff you see on tv.
Good one man, keep it up.
You will get accused being Anarchists of being this or that, accused by Marxists of being this or that and accused by Blind-Zionists of being this or that but overall who cares.
Gary24
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Laughed My Head Off
17.11.2005 21:18
We are going to shoot both of them, if they dont stop within the next 24 hours.
Sharon
WIt ?
17.11.2005 21:31
but that would no doubt be considered anti semitic.
folk
Anti-Semitic
18.11.2005 10:25
If someone wrote a funny piece against pro-israel people they wud be accused of being anti-semitic. And then you wud get all the ADL types and Blind-Zionists coming along writing letters.
They really are the most annoying people in the world. Actually loads of Jews do have a sence of homour but they tend to be quiet whlie the annoying Blind-Zionists complain about anything.
Gary24
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no surprised
18.11.2005 10:27
Unai
Actually
18.11.2005 14:34
J&P
J&P
18.11.2005 21:01
You were born that way
Really?
19.11.2005 13:39
Are you another who blames everything from the flu to the bad weather on Israel. I was merely joining in this humerous thread.
I trust I have not offended by pointing out the obvious.
J&P