GravityGain EQUALS WeightGain (GGewG)

This is not an advertisement. The following global-crisis bulletin is hereby issued.

From the desk of:

HumanityFamilyAdvocate
Monday, February 6th, 2006

Drowsiness
Fatigue
Munchies
Tired all the time
Weight Gain
Aggressive/Combative
Shorter attention span
Difficulty/slower-than-usual assimulating of new information
lower-productivity
attention distracted easily
tension in the home and/or work

These are the symptoms of increasing gravity due to the increasing weight of water on the earth. The sea-levels are rising, not as a result of global-warming as previously thought, but by newly realized recurring phenomena.

It affects all of us. Even the animals. No one and no thing is immune. Even plants are suffering from the affects of Gravity Fatigue (GF).

Global Crisis

The earth's gravity is increasing due to water, which has been accumulating on the planet's surface. The water comes from space in the form of cometary debris. Molecule by molecule, moment by moment, water is entering the atmosphere, vaporizing, and eventually adding to the weight.

This has increased the mass of the planet to such a point it's balance has been altered. It is most noticeable with the planet's wobble. There are two wobbles. One is called 'precession,' and the other 'Chandler.' The Chandler Wobble is most troubling, signalling immediate, global and swift response.

Each wobble sends a vibration through the planet, shaking it to it's core. This magnetic-vibration reverberates from the core, magnified outtoward the surface, producing earthquakes and tsunamis, in addition to warming portions of the surface water, heating the air above it to fuel swirling hurricanes, cyclones and tornadoes.

As the wobble grows, a danger of a 'wobble-out' doubles exponentially. This will 'shake' the planet out of it's atmosphere briefly, enough to instantly freeze all life on one side of the globe and trigger global, nuclear-winter.

There is too much water now -- time to get rid of some.

Only the will of the human species will enable all of us, the animals, the plants, the things that fly through the air and swim in the oceans, the ability to survive this crisis. According to the gelolocial and archaeological record, this is not the first time this has happened.

Only the proven ingenuity of Humanity, as a whole, working together as a family, the Humanity Family, will achieve success over the greatest threat to have ever challanged the human species.

We will solve the planetary balance disturbances through TetrahydrOnic Reverse Tuned_Mass_Damper Gravity-Modification (ToRTMDGM) technology. As a species, these simple and efficient mass-dampers will provide enough drag to reduce gravity by approximately 1/35th in two years. In a decade, the goal of 1/9th will have been achieved, saving desertification of rain-forests and farmland, reducing the wobble's vibrational reverberations to stop earthquakes and killer storms, and achieve the most vital goal of all, save the entire Humanity Family from extinction.

The aggression and exhaustion, with one fueling the other, is our most disturbing and immediate symptom. The flaring-tempers and uncooperative moods are killing our cohesion. I hereby am ordering doctors and pharmaceutical companies to release whatever chemical assistance they may provide in this time of emergency, with Agriculture taking the lead, and amphetamine-based anti-depressents taking the spotlight as a matter of urgency. Federal Assistance details will be provided in a separate briefing.

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We are urging cooperativity, level-headedness and confidence-projection in all citizens, men, women and children alike, regardless of size, shape, color or location. There is no time for panic or demonstrating as your productivity is VITAL, ELSEWHERE, NOW, immediately.

Return to your regular routines. Everyone will be contacted and consulted one family at a time in your regular duties. DO NOT MODIFY YOUR SCHEDULES.

A follow-up briefing will explain the use of tetrhydrOn reversed, tuned mass-dampers and how it will be constructed to slightly slow the planet's spin, lightening gravity, and making you feel less heavy, therefore better.

Since this crisis affects the entire planet, and every human on it, I can only ask that you PAY ATTENTION. We need come together as the Humanity Family like all of Humanity has never come together before. We are going to part the sea, and save the planet, and all life on it. You can help from where you are, doing what you are currently doing, only better, to reduce the cranky/aggressive affects of oppressive gravity until we solve the imbalance, as a species. The LegacyofLiberation has begun.

Together, we will prevail. Victory!

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Kind Regards and Happy Thoughts

claytOnleOnwintOn - HumanityFamilyAdvocate
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