this isn't a report really, just a bit of gossip. Can the writer of this write up properly - is this form of article, not really worthy of newswire

After their recent electoral disaster (they got caught cheating, got fuck all votes, and didn't even have the bottle to show up for the count), and the loss of fuhrer Eddy Morrison on 'health' (read 'drink') grounds, the already ailing British People's Party (BPP) has been struggling to say the least, even in the far-right twilight world they inhabit. After slating the BNP at length for fielding an Asian candidate, it was somewhat embarrassing when it emerged that at least one of the two England First Party (allied to the BPP) councillors elected in Blackburn was not entirely Anglo-Saxon.

With such a piss-poor collection of fuckwits to choose from, the BPP has been struggling to fill Herre Morrison's jackboots. Despite his love of power on the fascist VNN forum, fat Sid Williamson, the BPP's leading buffoon and alleged nonce, did not want the job. Possibly this is because he would have to leave his Saltdean armchair at a time when other fascists are baying for his blood. And there isn't anyone else....

Except, for Kevin 'Gluebag' Watmough, the BPP's National Secretary, who has been in hiding since Morrison got a beating earlier this year, and various creditors wanted paying, along with an ex-girlfriend who alleges he stole her computer. So, by default, Kev, a total laughing stock to everyone who knows him, is the new leader (the third in under a year) of the BPP!!

BPP supporters, anxious to know where their membership dues have gone, are calling for '"a rally"! That should be fun, Watmough has difficulty tying his own shoelaces, let alone stringing a coherent sentence together, and currently the BPP would struggle to fill a phonebox - unless of course The Saltdean Beast hefts his weighty frame out of his Saltdean armchair.

Kevin Watmough in West Yorkshire Playhouse? Surely not! There's no Evostik to be found there. But it's true, Watmough accompanied by his ugly new girlfriend, was spotted in the theatre. Perhaps some mini-version of Wagner's Ring cycle was showing, and we all know how Kev is fond of the ring. Or perhaps he wanted to sing along to tunes from 'Cabaret'. But no, it was 'Bad Girls - The Musical' that had caught Little Kev's eye. Apparently he was glued to his seat.

I have dumped my Gypsy Peg selling wife. To go with a 16 year old girl from Wakefield. She's got a tight pussy studs all over her & is WOmens Organiser for the BPP. Plus she has lots of Glue bags handy. Sniff anyone!!!!!

Here is teh future Mrs Watmough. A poor 16 year old kid from Wakefield. Still living at home with Mummy & Daddy. I have been knocking her off for a couple of months, why do you think I gave her the job of being womens organiser.

Kevin Watmough, the new supremo of the ailing BPP, is currently hiding from his creditors and from his retarded ex-wife.
It has been reported he has been neglecting his duties of late and has lost all credibility on the nationalist scene. The BPP has been left high and dry (yes, dry... Morrison has gone!) It remains to be seen what miracle can save the party from utter oblivion!

Right then, here goes.

The individual posting as Kev Watmough is none other than Bedfords ugliest sister, Chantelle Hall, aka Chantroll. A woman, and I use the term in its loosest possible way, so hideous and foul, that she has been ceremoniously booted out of every Far Right Organisation that she has ever come into contact with. It appears that even the Far Right have standards. Lately she has been throwing accusations around about people with absolutely no proof whatsoever to back up her claims, other than what's inside her vivid imagination and retarded little head. If she had proof of her accusations, then surely she would use the evidence against the people she claims are doing wrong. Alas no evidence has yet materialised. She is basically bitter, twisted, and emotionally crippled, with not a good word to say about any person at all. Except Grinny from Skrewdriver that is. That man suffered at the hands of this depraved creature when she took it upon herself to stalk him, the poor soul was petrified. If you think Grotbags the witch is scary looking, just wait until you come face to face with the Troll from Bedford. I still have nightmares now, and only recently stopped wetting the bed.

If you study the post from Rumpelstiltskin you'll instantly recognise the style of writing as that of Mr.John G.Wood. He's another who has been ceremoniously booted out of every Far Right Organisation that he's come into contact with. If ego translated into votes, this man would be Prime Minister. He recently tried to patch up the differences between Nick Griffin/BNP and himself, by offering to wave the olive branch. For the benefit of the readers, go to the VNN forum and search for a post titled, Bedraggled Parrot Seeking A Perch. That post contains the e-mails that the said ego-maniac sent to Martin Webster and Nick Griffin. Webster sent a properly worded e-mail, basically saying thanks but not thanks, whereas Nick Griffins reply consisted of two words. The first word rhymes with luck and the second word was off. Wood has been down in the dumps lately after being removed from the BPP, and ever since then has take it upon himself to constantly slate the BPP, Kev watmough, Sid Williamson, Eddy Morrison and anybody else that might have upset him lately in public. They say there's no fool like an old fool, well they appear to be right. There is nothing more dishonourable than turning against former friends just because you were not given complete control over the party so you could be Tog Dog, A number 1, The Supreme Being, The Fuhrer, you get the point dont you? Well it seems his ego was his undoing, he's finished in the Nationalist Movement now, a spent force that no one will touch. He only has himself to blame of course, but then again, his only claim to fame was standing next to Oswald Mosley once upon a time in the history of the Far Right.

Yours faithfully

The Insider