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The Decider and its Poodle

Ingmar Lee | 03.08.2006 04:57 | Lebanon War 2006 | Anti-militarism | Anti-racism | Repression | World

"We've -- you know, we've made it clear that we care about wanton destruction." -George W. Bush Friday, July 29, 2006

The Decider and its Poodle debouched from discussions on Friday to divulge their diktat on the degenerate debacle in the Levant. The Decider's vapid and vacillating vernacular was so utterly vacuous, that it devolved to its poor old Poodle to detail the dastardly do-nothing deed they had drawn. Poodle, in a pulsating pusillanimous pule, and visibly quaking with shame, duly pontificated the puerile, pompous and procumbent peace plan they had just produced.

Plumbing this dumber and dumbest duumvirate's depths of depravity, their outstanding imbecilic announcement exposed, for all to see, how repulsive, ruthless and rudderless their GWOT fiasco has been. As the Zionist obliteration of Lebanon will surely yield the long sought-for pretext for the PNACian grand masterplan, the hair-trigger nukular Decider's got his sights steadfastly set on Iran, while its short-leashed quisling wag Poodle gasped as he grasped from Beirut, his ghastly Road through Damascus leading off to the brink of that unfathomable abyss beyond.

Here below, I unpack this Bushite bullshit baggage:

Said the Decider: "We agree that a multinational force must be dispatched to Lebanon quickly to augment a Lebanese army as it moves to the south of that country."

(Oh, a Lebanese army is moving to the south of the country? Day 18 of the slaughter, but they're on their way, hurrah! A Lebanese army is, no doubt, marching south to do battle alongside their Zionist friends and lackeys, and against their Hezbollah brethren! That dog don't bite: only 87% of the Lebanese people now support Hezbollah!)

Said its Poodle: "We are bringing forward to Monday the meeting in the United Nations about the international stabilization force."

(As the Decider and its Poodle relaxed for the weekend, Israel slaughtered 54 Lebanese citizens, 34 of them children with a single USA-donated bunker-buster, while today, the UN indefinitely postponed the Monday meeting, "until there is more political clarity" on how to proceed. Fisk reports that "..and there was no doubt of the missile which killed all those children yesterday. It came from the United States, and upon a fragment of it was written: "For use on MK-84 Guided Bomb BSU-37-B"..." )

Said the Decider: "People will put forth ideas, and we'll participate in terms of trying to help develop a consensus about what the force ought to look like. In a general sense though, the force needs to serve as a complement to a Lebanese force."

( Consensus!!?? Yeah right! These cretinous incredible cowards have long lost the world! More platitudinous palaver, read Israel: Bombs Away!!!....)

Said its Poodle: "I welcome very much the fact that Secretary Rice will go back to the region tomorrow. She will have with her the package of proposals in order to get agreement both from the government of Israel and the government of Lebanon on what is necessary to happen in order for this crisis to stop."

(Backtrack to the G-8, the birth-pangs of this notion began to cogitate into the mindmeld...

Poodle: Well... it's only if I mean... you know. If she's got a..., or if she needs the ground prepared as it were... Because obviously if she goes out she's got to succeed, if it were, whereas I can go out and just talk...
Decider: You see the irony is what they need to do is get Syria, to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it's all over...

(Hello?? Yo Decider, -you're the MAN! You stop this shit!!)

Said the Decider: "It's why Condi Rice went out there very quickly...Her instructions are to work with Israel and Lebanon to get a -- to come up with an acceptable U.N. Security Council resolution that we can table next week. And she's coming back to the region tonight, will be there tomorrow. I mean, I could have called her back here and could have sat around, visited and talked, but I thought it was important for her to go back to the region to work on a United Nations Security Council resolution."

(Yesterday, Lebanese Prime Minister,Faoud Siniora, told the Condo to fuck off and go away "There is no place on this sad morning for any discussion other than an immediate and unconditional ceasefire as well as an international investigation into the Israeli massacres in Lebanon now," he said.

Said its Poodle: "And in relation to the multinational force, you know, what will be -- it's not going to be the opportunity to fight -- you know, to fight their way in...This can only work if Hezbollah are prepared to allow it to work. And we've got to make sure, therefore, that we have the force go in as part of an agreement that the government of Lebanon have bound itself to, the government of Israel have bound itself to, the international community has bound itself to."

(Hezbollah?? Back to Bush on Hezbollah:)

Said the Decider: "The terrorists are trying to stop that progress. And we'll ultimately prevail because they're -- they have -- their ideology is so dark and so dismal that when people really think about it, it's -- it will be rejected. They just got a different tool to use than we do. They kill innocent lives to achieve objectives. That's what they do. And they're good. They get on the TV screens and they get people to ask questions about, well, you know, this, that or the other. I mean, they're able to kind of say to people: Don't come and bother us because we will kill you. And my attitude is, is that now's the time to be firm. And we've got a great weapon on our side and that is freedom and liberty. And it's got -- those two concepts have got the capacity to defeat ideologies of hate."

(...this, that and the other....hmmm, er, well... ~I just can't unpack that at all...that's some nasty shit)

Said its Poodle: "In addition to that, we both of us believe it is important that we take the opportunity to ensure that the Middle East peace process, which has been in such difficulty over the past few months, is given fresh impetus towards the two-state solution that we in the international community want to see."

Said the Decider: "One reason why the Palestinians still suffer is because there are militants who refuse to accept a Palestinian state based upon democratic principles"

(Hamas swept to victory in the Jan. 2006 Palestinian elections, Jimmy Carter said the voting had been orderly and fair. "The elections were completely honest, completely fair, completely safe and without violence," the former president said.

The catasrophic crux of this catamitic crusade is nigh. It's in the gunsights. The Decider and its Poodle have got their apocalpyse.

...The Decider and its Poodle....Armageddon....."Bring it on!"

Ingmar Lee writes from Pondicherry, India. He can be reached at  ingmarz@gmail.com or at his website: www.ingmarlee.com

Ingmar Lee
- e-mail: ingmarz@gmail.com
- Homepage: http://www.ingmarlee.com

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