On Monday 9th October people from all over the country will be going to parliament to tell their MPs they are sacked! Obviously this may be a traumatic experience for these lazy fat cats more used to telling people what to do, so the rehab bloc will offer them all the help and assistance they need to re-enter normal society.
Nobody likes to be fired, but imagine how much worse it would be to be fired from parliament, and to lose that enormous salary. That's why there'll be a rehab bloc at Sack Parliament to help MPs come to terms with their changed circumstances, and to show them opportunities to repay their debt to society, both financially and socially.
We'll be by the visitor's entrance from 12:45pm, in case any MPs are so shocked by losing their jobs that they stay inside and need to coaxed out by us and given the proper care. If you are a counsellor or careers adviser why not come along and help out. Or if you've been hurt by the actions of one of these sorry creatures help them say sorry by taking part in our truth and reconciliation sessions.