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Two pieces of satirical rhymes

Ali Hosseini | 06.10.2006 09:18 | Anti-militarism | Social Struggles

I am a Maths and Computing teacher and I write political rhymes for hobby. Following are two samples of my work. If you find my work interesting and could consider publishing or help me publish my work in a more approprite place, please do not hesitate to contact me.
I look forward to hearing from you.

Ali Hosseini

Abou Ghorair in US

Abou Ghorair in US
What a shameful business
Wake up wake up USA
Look at sample DNA
Please put an end to this
Don’t let congress dismiss
This outrageous exercise
An exercise of this size
What a terrible product
And disgraceful conduct
Put children in danger
Abuse child and teenager
This seems to be Bush’s culture
His policies and nature
Fordham claims that Hastert
Knew right from the start
But covered up the scandal
From public and people
Yet Bush supported this man
And said he is a gentleman
These kids are not terrorists
Or some monsters and beasts
What a terrible excuse
When you hear in news
Because Foley was abused
Now he should be excused
This is an amazing word
They offered him a reward
They should send this general
To a mental hospital
And not to the congress
This is a terrible mess
Please wake up USA
End their era and day

Source of information
 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/5405596.stm




A riddle for Bush

Once the Queen of England
Invited Bush to her land
When he entered the palace
He was courteous and nice
And said to her majesty
While having his cup tea
You always give me good tips
On my journeys and trips
Please could you be so kind
If your majesty don’t mind
Could you please give me one?
She said of course dear son
You are always most welcome
To this palace when you come
I have an advice for you
Something you should always do
You must have good advisors
Some intellects and authors
While leaning on her big chair
Called Prime Minister Blair
And invited him around
To her big castle ground
When Tony joined the party
With Bush and her majesty
The Queen sat in the middle
And asked Tony a riddle
The queen was not so sober
And was having some laughter
She smiled and said please
Could you answer this quiz?
One day your mother had fun
Later gave birth to someone
The child is not your brother
The kid is not your sister
Please advise me and teach
Who is this son of a bitch?
He said to her majesty
The kid is of course Tony
Then back at the Whitehouse
Bush called friends and spouse
He put the same question
To his friend Dicky Chen
Dick said after a big chat
I come back to you on that
He went and asked everyone
Asked his friends one by one
No one managed to help him
He was getting really dim
He said to himself oh well
I should see Collin Powell
After a second Collin said
It is Collin you dick head
Dick went back to the Oval
And stood upright and tall
Then said I have the answer
With big smile and laughter
The answer has always been
The one and only Collin
George said to him with anger
This is not the right answer
You are an idiot Dick Cheney
The right answer is Tony

Ali Hosseini
- e-mail: ali_hosseini56@hotmail.com

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