We are able to appreciate the anguish experienced by these two conservative cowards when their ability to arrest, interrogate or otherwise detain citizens, is curtailed. Recent comments and some odd behaviour from these regulators would indicate that the received information is worthy of transmission, notwithstanding its unverified status – final determinations we happily leave to the reader.

The need for regulatory authorities to ‘map’ previously unknown social ‘spaces’ and thereby regulate behaviours or activities occurring in these ‘spaces’ is essential to all totalitarian regimes. This is a classic example of Foucaultian post-structuralist theory relating to the social imperative of ‘mapping’ (apprehending) unmapped ‘social spaces’ in which certain forces are active (all unknown/unregulated, ‘foreign’ forces are considered to be antagonistic to the dominant view).

Ruddock’s recent attempt to identify/classify a ‘new’ breed of “non-Muslim terrorist” and Keelty’s reference to “ambiguous” South Sea Island governments/leaders would indicate that citizens may soon be confronted with additional draconian measures both locally and in the immediate region. We would also alert all Australian writers and artists to the possibility that the content of their creative output may be subject to the ‘critical’ evaluation of John Howard’s new art police, in the form of Keelty and Ruddock. The possibility that Australian Art could be regarded as terrorist activity is becoming a real probability. It should not be forgotten that Ruddock is proud to be the first philistine in the developed world to re-introduce the totalitarian practice of banning books!

Here in the ‘great’ southern land of cringing cowards and leaders without a national identity (or aesthetic sensibility) government buffoons need all the help they can get! All responsible citizens should assist our leaders in their efforts to alleviate the symptoms of severe anal constriction and the panic associated with a loss of ‘control’. In the spirit of social unity we would reveal the desperately sought-after ‘new’ category simply as ‘semiotic-anarcho-terrorism’ – formerly known as Art! [Understanding the interrelationship between Art and social ‘reality’ has never been more problematic.]

Manipulating signs and symbols in order to affect changes in consciousness and possibly to create new realities could now be regarded as criminal activity (Banjo and Henry just rolled in their graves). However, according to our fearful leaders, affecting the building blocks of the mind should be the sole province of the custodians of social values, state ideological institutions of inculcation and regulation.

Regulating rogue forces (artists) that would undermine the popular dream culture of western ‘democratic’ society is critical to the maintenance of a servile population and a criminal, lying government. The facade of the popular dream culture must be preserved and maintained at all costs. Osama Bin Laden and Zorro are managed and compliant representations that serve to sustain a particular (prescribed) worldview, unknown unregulated representations may create unnecessary curiosity or disturb the common mind.

Regulators have never been able to apprehend (or comprehend) that which is not fixed in their time or their space; active creative forces outside given mapped realities are to be considered hostile and treated as ‘foreign’ terrorist threats.

Today, regulators openly ‘strain’ in an effort to categorise, compartmentalise and criminalise that which threatens to expose the backroom machinations, subterfuges, mass manipulation and other criminal activities of ruling elites.

In view of the ever-increasing likelihood that Keelty and Ruddock will become social laughing stocks, we should all pitch in and assist our fearful and inept leaders. Please contact the AFP and/or the Attorney-Generals Department if you have any information in relation to subversive artists, butterfly collectors, semioticians or other dangerous assassins of meaning.


[Quick, someone hand me the criminal code or a Bible; phew, that was close, I almost soiled MY ‘reality’!]