Two weeks ago the Iranian Revolutionary Guard captured 15 British sailors. Tony Blair provided satellite photos proving that the British sailors were illegally captured in Iraqi waters. What legal right did the British sailors have to be in Iraqi waters? Britain invaded Iraq 4 years ago to remove Iraq’s imaginary weapons of mass destruction, beheaded the Iraqi President after a kangaroo trial in which the first judge was summarily replaced for making a comment in favor of Saddam Hussein, helped kill 750,000 Iraqi civilians and demolished Iraq for the next 50 years. The last time we checked pre emptively invading a country which isn’t attacking you was called a Nuremberg War Crime and Genocide. American and British people don’t understand this because Sean Hannity has filled their heads with so much filthy propaganda that the American people think that George Bush is not a danger to himself or others.

The first President George Bush recognized that his alcoholic son had gone right off the deep end two years ago and commissioned the Iraq Study group made up of neo con James Baker and Lee Hamilton. The Iraq study group came up with the revolutionary idea that perhaps the United States should try talking to Iran and Syria instead of calling them Axis Nazis and Japs. The British and American foreign policy under President George Bush could be called Kindergarten Games. US foreign policy under George Bush has consisted of constant lies, name calling, explosive mud slinging and taunts of “I’m not talking to you”. 4 years ago Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks said in London that she was embarrassed that she and George Bush were both from Texas. The American media nailed her into a cross.

This past November the American people voted in a Democratic Congress to tell George Bush that the time had come to leave Iraq and grow up. The only person with less credibility than George Bush is Howard Stern. At least we know that George Bush is the real father of Barbara and Jenna Bush, the first twins. Debate still rages 2,000 years later over who was the real father of Jesus Christ. Was it the Holy Spirit, his father Joseph or Prince Frederic von Anhalt? Once the Democrats grabbed the House they elected Nancy Pelosi as the first ever female Speaker of the House. It only took 200 years. The last Iran hostage crisis lasted 444 days.

Nancy Pelosi is the Speaker of the House. Do you see the word Speaker? Speaking is when you use your mouth and tongue and lips to say things which other people hear with their ears and then process with their brains. George Bush tore Nancy Pelosi’s eyes out for going to Syria this week to speak with Iran’s best friend Bashar al-Assad. In George Bush’s mind this was an act of treason. In the meantime Nancy Pelosi had Bashar al-Assad get Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on a three way call. Bashar al-Assad said to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, “Mahmoud I’ve got Nancy Pelosi here. She brought us some chocolate Easter bunnies and Easter eggs. Sunday is Easter, the celebration of the Ressurrection of the Christian and Muslim Messiah Jesus Christ (Koran Sura Chapter 3:40-43). What do you say we release the Christian British sailors so that they can go home and celebrate Easter with their families? Remember what Jesus said, ‘A house divided against itself cannot stand.’ The tiny ball called Earth is our house.”

Mahmoud Ahamadinejad replied, “Nancy thank you so much for the chocolate Easter eggs and Easter bunnies. I’ve sent several letters to George Bush but he never responds. What am I chopped liver?” Nancy Pelosi said, “Mahmoud what are you complaining about? He ignores his own father, his own American people, his father’s best friends, his own Republican senators and he wiped the floor with me for coming to see Bashar. He’s a two year old. If you send the British sailors home today for Easter I’ll give you and Bashar my personal email address and I’ll make sure that George Bush doesn’t nuke you next week and I’ll get him out of Iraq as long as you promise not to take it.” Mahmoud Ahamdinejad replied, “Nancy do you MSN? Who is baby Dannielynn’s real father? Have you seen the DNA report yet? Can you get me the DNA report and Dr. Baird’s email? The suspense is killing us here.” Nancy Pelosi replied, “Absolutely Mahmoud but you have to promise not to leak the report except to the Ayatollahs. I mean absolutely no press coverage Mahmoud. I don’t want the Bahamians attacking us. We’re stretched too thin.”