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Alec Baldwin’s Tirade a publicity stunt for Martin Scorcese’s Lymelife

Karen Fish | 24.04.2007 07:35 | Anti-militarism | World

Imaginary angst.



Wouldn’t you love to know what’s really going on behind the scenes in the oval office, the room where the lives of the people of earth are manipulated? Wouldn’t you love to be a fly on the wall in the oval office? Not that flys can understand English but who’s perfect?

There seems to be a web cam in every co-ed’s dorm room in America so why isn’t there one in the oval office? What are our puppet masters hiding from us? Why are American politicians campaigning for President 2 years before the election? Wouldn’t a one month campaign be enough? Surely this campaign was designed to grind us all up into submission so that we will be too weak to oppose George Bush’s imminent nuclear invasion of Iran. The minute he gets the funding he’s going to push the button.

We have all been thrust into a media controlled real live Gitmo with threats that if we aren’t good little boys and girls we will be forced to watch Lucy reruns forever, Bill and Hillary and Chelsea back in the White House for another 8 years, 3000 days. Is America that lame that all we can come up with is Bushes and Clintons? Is there nobody out there? Why do bad things happen to good people? What did we do to deserve this Chinese water torture?

It used to be said that religion was the opium of the masses. As long as people were promised eternal paradise in the future for chanting “Mumbo Jumbo” their rulers could basically get away with anything during their short mortal years. It is because our lives on earth are so short that we don’t really worry about what we do to the planet while we’re here. We have more important things to do. When Bill Clinton was in office no one knew where Afghanistan was. Now that America has occupied Afghanistan for five years, the source of 90% of the world’s heroin, why haven’t the troops uprooted even one poppy plant?

America is suffering from collective ADD. We have the attention span of a deer tick. The war mongers who are fleecing us now have purchased the media. General Electric bought NBC Universal. Why don’t they put rainbow colored peacocks on their fighter jet engines. The 72 members of the Saudi Royal family who own the Middle East and pay one dollar a barrel to get the oil out of their ground and then sell 10 million barrels a day to America for $65 a barrel, bought the Bush family with the profits. George Bush senior sits on the board of the Saudi Royal family and the Carlysle Warmonger Corporation and the Saudi bin Laden family financed Junior’s oil company. While nobody was looking the Saudi Royal family bought AOL Time Warner which owns CNN and tmz dot com.

Like a magician the Sunni Saudi Royal family has diverted our attention from their latest orders to George Bush to capture Shiite Iran for them. MSNBC the propaganda arm of warmonger GE and CNN and tmz dot com the propaganda arm of our true masters the Saud boys have diverted our attention from their destruction of our planet by the burning of oil with a massive all out 24/7 propaganda entertainment blitz starring Anna Nicole Smith, Larry Birkhead, Howard K. Stern, Virgie Arthur, Dannielynn Smith, Daniel Smith, Judge Larry Seidlin and Dr. Joshua Perper. Can’t Dr. Perper wear a hat? His head has freaked us all out in a classic brainwashing technique.

Once the NBC ratings department saw that we were losing interest in the Anna Nicole Smith saga they used their own script with Don Imus to divert us again. The mistake they made with the Anna Nicole Smith story was the guest list at the funeral. Where were President Bush and Laura? Where was Queen Elizabeth? Where was Helen Mirren? Who were these dress designers and haidressers? They couldn’t even get Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger to attend. This was when we knew that we had been had.

These political shenanigans were not lost on the masters of suspension of disbelief the Hollywood producers and directors. Normally the film companies spend millions of dollars advertising their garbage begore the film is released. Our country has massacred 1 million innocent Iraqi men, women and children and we are all glued to our television sets and computer screens being whipped into a collective hysteria by the boob tube pseudo Sigmund Freuds terrifed that Ireland Baldwin is now going to suffer permanent debilitating psychological brain damage because her dad Alec Baldwin left her a nasty phone message. We have gone from agonizing over the long term damage Dannielynn Smith will suffer from womb methadone to this. Howard K. Stern has now been replaced in this Western by the new villain and scapegoat for all of our self inflicted problems Alec Baldwin.

Why did Seung hui Cho send his video to GE Universal NBC? If he wasn’t sure that his actions would gain him world wide fame and immortality would the Virginia Tech students still be alive? Was Seung hui Cho not the classic example of demonic possession or was the murdering and vanity just an act?

Stephen Hawking is the world’s leading scientist. Stephen Hawking recently said from his wheelchair while he was sipping a diet coke that we would soon all go extinct from nuclear world war 3, global warming or something we had not yet thought of. Well guess what. Albert Einstein said that without bees humans could only survive four years. The bees pollenate our crops. The AT&T Singular cell phones are ruining the bees’ navigational systems, they can’t find their way back to their hives and half of the bees on earth disappeared over the winter. If the other half of the bees die next winter then our species is finished. Get ready for the huge cell phone companies to tell us that the evidence is inconclusive, just like the tobacco companies and then the oil companies.

On Halloween 1938 in the years leading up to world war 2 CBS broadcast a radio program called “The War of the Worlds.” Martians landed in Grovers Mills New Jersey and began to take over New York City with heat rays and poison gas which the American military was defenseless against. The United States went into a national panic and in the aftermath Orson Welles shot to superstardom. Adolf Hitler remarked that the “American panic was evidence of the decadence and corrupt condition of democracy.” It led him to believe that Americans were mindless weaklings and gave him the confidence to invade Poland. When you hear Mahmoud Ahmadinejad say that the Ireland Baldwin incident is evidence of how weak and far gone we all are you will know that he is about to invade Iraq, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia and Israel. The world will be plunged into nuclear world war 3 because of a publicity stunt for Alec Baldwin’s new movie Lymelife about a teenager watching his family disintegrate as his father Alec Baldwin has an affair with a woman whose husband got bitten by a deer tick and got Lyme Disease and hid in the basement smoking weed but not inhaling.


Karen Fish
- Homepage: http://www.thetempleoflove.com

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