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RoFo Headgear – the only hat that gives good head… of foam!

Randall Flann | 15.10.2007 13:42

The RoFo Headgear is a U.S. Patented uniquely designed invention. Its globally recognized slogan: RoFo Headgear – the only hat that gives good head… of foam! The RoFo Headgear is the World’s Most Famous Beverage Dispenser that holds and transports a beverage while worn on an individual’s head.Recognizable RoFo Headgear universal icon versions are reviewable at www.RoFoHeadgear.com.

RoFo Headgear - World’s Most Famous Beverage Dispenser.

Its slogan: RoFo Headgear – the only hat that gives good head… of foam!

Years ago, paying for bottled water was foolish and carrying it around with you even more embarrassing and ridiculous. Today, it’s not only acceptable, it’s in vogue. Years ago, persons thought the television as a curiosity and a temporary novelty. Including, the pin, correction fluid, wheelbarrow, razor, the list goes on about inventions that were made into accepted, everyday useful products. The RoFo Headgear is not an exception to this rule. However, when some persons first view the U. S. patented invention with its many variations they mistakenly consider it only as an amusement, an absurdity and immediately, ignorantly dismisses it as impracticality.

RoFo Headgear goes beyond contemporary procedure widely used individually and in a group to contain, transport and dispense a beverage from a spigot for rehydration. The RoFo Headgear is a vessel, a decanter that is useful in all seasons in all types of climates. A hat-like recess is on the bottom of the container sized for wearing on an individual's head, and for maintaining the container in a freestanding condition during hands-free ambulation of the individual. When worn, the RoFo Headgear functions in helping to keep the body well rehydrated.

I am Randall Flann: better known as RoFo, the Inventor of the U.S. Patented Invention: Substance Dispensing Headgear. U.S. Patent Number: 5,966,743. Date of Patent: October 19, 1999. Internationally known as the RoFo Headgear. The synonymous word RoFo derives from my initials: R. F.

Far from the traditional water bottle and beverage flask, the RoFo Headgear is an innovative way of holding, transporting, and dispensing a beverage. It’s the ultimate combination beverage carrier-dispenser. Made from a lightweight, food grade quality plastic Polyethylene (PET), the design transports a beverage on the head in a safe and efficient manner.

The RoFo Headgear weighs approximately one-pound empty, five pounds full. Holds roughly 2 liters, dispenses around 5 ½ - 12 fl oz cups. Weighs less than an average beverage cooler, holds more than a typical water bottle. Now that’s using your head!

Unscrewing the RoFo Motific Spigot from the RoFo Receptacle, a beverage pours inside then the RoFo Motific Spigot screws back on. Cleaning the inside, simply add a small amount of dish soap and warm water. Agitate. Rinse out, ensuring the RoFo Headgear’s readiness for reuse. All RoFo Motific Spigots are interchangeable with other RoFo Headgear.

While wearing the RoFo Headgear, a second person can operate the RoFo Motific Spigot to dispense a liquid into a cup, or into another person. Moreover, the RoFo Headgear placed on a table becomes a refreshment center. The wearable head dispenser keeps the pre-poured inside refreshment: hot, or cold, or carbonated without affecting the wearer’s head. The patented headgear has an easy one-size-fits-most design. The polyurethane inner recess swatches insecure balance, stability, and feel comfortable while worn on the head. The wearer can use their hands to perform other tasks without fear of it unbalance ness or falling off.

When used properly, children age 16 years old on up can enjoy the RoFo Headgear that represents their favorite recreational interests. Like sports, the RoFo Enterprise, Corporation has most major sports models. Forms that are more traditional: a bowler (English type hat), a wooden barrel style, or a computer on top of your cranium. The RoFo Headgear fits in most anywhere. Some of the places where a RoFo Headgear is useable are at rallies: meeting, parties, and sports events and at an intimate soirée. Hubba, Hubba, Hubba!!! At $29.95 U.S. Currency, why carry around and entertain in an old conventional and predictable method when you can add that extra Pen Nash that will repeatedly create remarkable memories that will last forever.

Possessing a RoFo Headgear makes the statements: “I own the most unique, globally original, and recognizable and fun beverage dispenser known throughout the entire world. That I’m a free-spirited thinker and an extreme perceptive independent consumer. I revel -- REVEL in my defying traditional convention of behaving and beverage consumption!”

The RoFo Headgear is continually features in notable worldwide entertainment, professional, trade, business, sports and fashion magazines and media. Occasionally, I’m interviewed for international radio, talk and news website programs about the origin of the RoFo Headgear and its increasing popularity.

In my website www.RoFoHeadgear.com, there are several informative and amusing web pages: About Us, Latest News, Products, Concept Room and more. Your comments opinions are encouraged at email:  CustomerService@RoFoHeadgear.com.

The RoFo Headgear is a Nonalcohol Beverage Container. This statement protects RoFo Enterprise, Corporation and I against frivolous lawsuits pertaining to the unwarranted use of alcohol associated with the product - including freedom from responsibility for its misuse. Appropriate for children 16 years old and older.

Randall Flann
- e-mail: CustomerService@RoFoHeadgear.com
- Homepage: http://www.RoFoHeadgear.com

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