George W. Bush and Dick Cheney lied the United States into Iraq and now Hillary Clinton is lying to keep the United States in Iraq. Where is Oliver Stone when we need him? The magic bullet theory has been replaced by the disappearing act of the 423 million lawyers in the United States. Pervez Musharraf locked up the lawyers and the judges in Pakistan but in the United States they all just fell asleep. Fortunately “Deep Throat II” has come to our rescue, and it isn’t Monica Lewinsky or Larry Craig, aka “Bathroom Boy”.

This past Saturday Nov. 17, 2007, the 10th anniversary since Bill and Hillary Clinton refused to send the Kyoto Protocol to reduce planetary poisoning to the Senate for ratification and refused to ratify it, when 172 other countries did, Hillary Clinton spoke in Los Angeles at a Global Warming Forum. It got so hot at the forum that anti Iraq War protester Tyghe Berry of Code Pink was forced to scream, “Don’t tase me bro!”, before being carted away by police, arrested and fined, for asking Hillary Clinton, “How can you say you’re for the environment when you’re always voting for war?” Congressman Dennis Kucinich and Senator John Edwards also spoke at the forum. Neither were arrested.

As Tyghe Berry was being thrown out, Hillary Clinton said, “Our (The Democrats’) obstacle to getting anything through the Congress (ie “A law ending the Iraq War”) is the filibuster rule in the Senate. That means we have to get 60 votes in the Senate which means unless we have 60 Democrats we actually have to get some Republicans to vote with us. It’s one of the unfortunate obstacles we face because of the rules of the Senate.” You can watch Hillary Clinton say this here:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiRBQqIEgm8 In simple terms Hillary Clinton told the American people that the Democratic Party cannot end the war in Iraq because they don’t have enough votes in the House or Senate, and they need 60 in the Senate. Hillary Clinton passed the buck on Iraq to the Republicans with this outright lie.

A sign “The buck stops here” sat on President Harry Truman’s desk in the oval office in the White House. It is unknown how many interns sat on President Clinton’s desk in the oval office. “Is that your stethoscope or are you just happy to see me?” During Bill Clinton’s presidential campaign Gennifer Flowers, who had a twelve year relationship with Governor Clinton complained of his miniscule member. In the smoking tape recordings of conversations between Bill Clinton and Gennifer Flowers they each called each other “Honey”. Two Arkansas Police Officer bodyguards of Governor Clinton confirmed the affair. Bill Clinton denied the affair. He said, “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, I had sexual relations with those women.” after the smoking dress was unveiled. In response to Gennifer Flowers, Hillary Clinton also denied the affair, and said that everyone calls everyone “Honey” in Arkansas. This is where the “Bee Movie” was filmed, a major disappointment despite the stellar cast. If one more bee dies next spring then we are all going extinct.

In the case at hand, how many Senate votes does it take to leave Iraq? Hillary Clinton says “60”. BZZZZZZ! Sorry, next contestant. Our next contestant is “Deep Throat II” aka Democratic Presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich. Recently Rob Kall, the editor of OpEdNews.com interviewed Congressman Kucinich on this very point, here:  http://www.opednews.com/articles/genera_rob_kall_071025_interview_with_denni.htm This is where Congressman Kucinich spilled the beans on the Democratic leadership, the game they are playing with the American public, and the real rules of the United States Congress which allow the Democrats to end the Iraq War tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow, you’re only, a daaaay a waaay!

In November 2006 the American people elected a Democratic Congress, a Democratic Senate and a Democratic House. This allowed the Democrats to elect Harry Reid as the Senate Majority Leader and Nancy Pelosi as the Speaker of the House of Representatives. According to the official rules of the Congress, only the Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid or the Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi can refer a bill to committee and then to the floor for a vote. This is the power of the purse which the American people gave to the Democratic Party last November as an expression of their will to leave Iraq immediately. In other words, if Harry Reid or Nancy Pelosi decides to kill any war funding bill by not referring it to committee or the floor it’s dead.

Lets say that some congressman is an alcoholic and drunk and signs and puts a bill into the clerk’s hopper saying that henceforth no member is permitted to pick their nose more than 15 times per hour. As with any bill no matter how important Nancy Pelosi or Harry Reid can kill it dead immediately. Without a war funding bill the American troops in Iraq will not have gasoline to drive their tanks, or bullets, and they will not be allowed to get killed or maimed anymore.

Hillary Clinton is talking about a filibuster of a bill that actually made it to the floor for debate and a vote. This is like talking about which tactics Devil’s Bag’s jockey should use in the Kentucky Derby when Devil’s Bag had already broken his leg before the race anyway. In November 2006 the Republicans broke both their legs, the House and the Senate. The founding fathers gave the Congress a check on the President and the Vice President, who shot his lawyer in the face deliberately for telling him this stuff.

Buster Douglas scored the biggest upset in sporting history by winning the undisputed heavyweight championship by knocking out Mike Tyson, who at the time was Superman. Mike Tyson used to knock his opponents into the third row on the first punch before he found myspace. For fun the Democrats should introduce a bill ending the Iraq War in the Senate. People will jump to pay $60 to watch it on pay per view. Imagine Lindsey Graham spending 12 hours in the Senate filibustering by reading the full line of Harry Potter novels and explaining to the American people how the Iraq War has been so helpful for the American Health Care system, educational system, the 10 trillion dollar deficit and global warming. By the time the Republicans are done mouthing off they won’t get a single vote next November.

Once the American people understand that Russia, China and the 1.3 Billion person Muslim world will never allow the United States to steal the Middle East oil, then the troops can come home. Russia, China and Iran have formed a strategic military alliance. Russia and China helped tiny North Vietnam defeat the United States. Russia is building nuclear reactors in Iran and giving Iran advanced missiles. Hillary Clinton believes that Jesus is coming in the Apocalypse Nuclear World War 3, on a flying horse from Heaven to defeat the snake, goat, lion Beast Devil of Revelations because she doesn’t know that the New Testament was written by Greek authors who plagiarised the story of Prince Bellerophon on his flying horse Pegasus defeating the snake, goat, lion Chimera. Coincidentally Nostradamus’ first two anti Christs Napoleon and Hitler code named Hister lost their Empire’s armies in Russia. Nostradamus’ third anti Christ is named maBUS. Turn the “m” upside down.

Jesus Christ the Jewish born Rabbi and Messiah of Christianity and Islam carved in stone, “Do not murder”, “Do not steal”, and “Do not lie”, otherwise I will punish you, your children, your grandchildren and your great grandchildren.” Hillary Clinton, those are the rules. Now bring the kids home before Vladimir Putin, Hu Jintao and Ayatollah Ali Khamenei beat their heads in. Lets end the Clinton reign and call it “Talegate”. Obama, Edwards, Biden, Kucinich, Gravel and Richardson are all fabulous, especially with Al Gore on the ticket. They will have no problem blowing away Mr. “I am staunchly pro choice and pro life” Giuliani and his recycled only worse hawk Bush advisors. Imagine truth in the oval office, a breath of fresh air. Blessed are the peacemakers.