This is NOT a story . . .

Once upon a time there was a little bloke from the UK that lived in Argentina who needed his passport re-newed . He flinched at the idea of having to go to the UK Embassy . But of course that is what is required to get a new passport . "Oh no sir" said the chica behind the bullet proof glass . You have to apply through the US ! I asked if she had a calendar to check it wasn't April 1st . It wasn't . I was given instructions of how to bow down in front of my US masters . I couldn't really protest . There were people with guns guarding the door and they may fancy the bird behind the counter . I went off to fill in the forms as I was desperate to see my friends in the UK who I havn't seen for three years . . . .

I waited for my passport . The best way of checking that they had recieved my application was to check my online bank account to see if the funds had been deducted . Took many weeks but eventually I saw a sizable reduction . WASHINGTON PASSPORT it read !

I am not protesting at the attack on my UK citizenship ! I am protesting at the assertion of US EmpireSHIT !

This is a joke ! Bloody hell . It's not ! =0/