Brighton Eye | 10.10.2010 09:43
It is known she is to visit the Brighton and Hove City Council offices at Bartholomew Square. The local councillors and staff are waiting to assist her, they have even been prepared to leave their "offices" in the pubs, clubs and Masonic Lodges to see her.
It is not known whether Mrs Windsor will use the opportunity to make a homeless application to Brighton and Hove City Council. The council, renown for penalising the poor whilst assisiting the rich, refused to give further details.
There is local speculation that the visit coincides with the "renovations" to a property at EDO in Home Farm Road this week. A local spokesperson said, "We have heard rumours about this visit and after the EDO place has undergone the planned renovations, it is possible that there will be a room or two for Mrs Windsor to squat in while she awaits council housing".
Elizabeth Windsor is also known by other names as The Queen, Her Maj and Brenda. Should you see her in Brighton, do make her welcome.