A.L.A.Y. GAY RIGHTS LIBERATION FRONT
Ze Bazeball Bat | 14.05.2012 18:53 | Culture | Free Spaces | Gender
Greetings! It has come to our attention that some of you are not aware of the work we are doing in Northern Territory to combat the oppressive and cannibalistic locals who care about as much for gay rights as... a flying fist for the mouth it reaches?
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A.L.A.Y. GAY RIGHTS LIBERATION FRONT
We demand equal rights! Just as black cows are exactly the same as white cows, we demand to be heard like every other cow. Many marches we have organized through streets and fields, and have not yet even begun to deal with the reality of the problem. We bring the latest news from the Gay and Proud community which has just sprung up in the suburbs of Newcastle, yeah, woo, not battery farm city!
THE THEFT OF THE JUICER
It has come to our attention that along with certain recently reported graffiti around Newcastle dealing with the so-called problem of certain Hebrew peoples which is evidently an invention in the mind of Christians and those kind of vile homophobic bastards, we have also had some problems in our own squat. Afta we awganized a Rope-making night we planned to lay on a lot of orange juice, which we would of squeezed for ourselves, whoo, watch those pips falling out! Unfortunately due to a prior manipulation of The Machine we couldn't get this done in time and we were found in the situation of having no Juice in our Rope-making night. Otherwise the class was successful and at the end we all got tied and tangled, whoo!
RADICAL BLACK FEMINIST LIBERATION NIGHT
This will be held on the third Thursday of each month at our address in the suburbs of Brighton, get it by email friends. Unfortunately it has come to our attention that certain other people under the guise of 'Liberation Theology' are attempting a similar manuevre, which is clearly our forte. We condemn these Christian attacks on our gay right to self-independence, and though their night has a slightly different title we still ConDem. It is evident that Liberation only comes through vibration and we have the ability to get you shaken, so get in touch guys, guys, guys!
IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION
Three members of Phosphor were recently captured, their whereabouts being unknown. We send a message of support to their families in this difficult time and have been assured that the MOSSAD will return them (almost) whole! However, with the proviso, we are not happy with your tactics people, burning off people's skin out of the sight of the press has to stop! We still have no sympathy as a gay community with the barbaric organizations by whom many are saying that Phosphor is funded.
FUNDING
We need money people! Things are getting pretty tough here at our HQ and we need some help with getting our tools working. Please send donations by paypal if you can
alaygrlf.newcastle@hotmail.co.uk
RECENT MIGRATION
Sadly, in a final note for this short communication, we must inform you that our friend Razzy has departed for warmer climes. He was caught out by a nasty viral infection sustained in Holland and decided that it was time to leave behind Europe for the sunny shores of Southern Turkey! All you who know him and the excellent work he has done for the benefit of gay rights over the past 10 years in Newcastle will surely be sad to see him go.
Just call 079090689913 for more information about the progrum
We demand equal rights! Just as black cows are exactly the same as white cows, we demand to be heard like every other cow. Many marches we have organized through streets and fields, and have not yet even begun to deal with the reality of the problem. We bring the latest news from the Gay and Proud community which has just sprung up in the suburbs of Newcastle, yeah, woo, not battery farm city!
THE THEFT OF THE JUICER
It has come to our attention that along with certain recently reported graffiti around Newcastle dealing with the so-called problem of certain Hebrew peoples which is evidently an invention in the mind of Christians and those kind of vile homophobic bastards, we have also had some problems in our own squat. Afta we awganized a Rope-making night we planned to lay on a lot of orange juice, which we would of squeezed for ourselves, whoo, watch those pips falling out! Unfortunately due to a prior manipulation of The Machine we couldn't get this done in time and we were found in the situation of having no Juice in our Rope-making night. Otherwise the class was successful and at the end we all got tied and tangled, whoo!
RADICAL BLACK FEMINIST LIBERATION NIGHT
This will be held on the third Thursday of each month at our address in the suburbs of Brighton, get it by email friends. Unfortunately it has come to our attention that certain other people under the guise of 'Liberation Theology' are attempting a similar manuevre, which is clearly our forte. We condemn these Christian attacks on our gay right to self-independence, and though their night has a slightly different title we still ConDem. It is evident that Liberation only comes through vibration and we have the ability to get you shaken, so get in touch guys, guys, guys!
IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION
Three members of Phosphor were recently captured, their whereabouts being unknown. We send a message of support to their families in this difficult time and have been assured that the MOSSAD will return them (almost) whole! However, with the proviso, we are not happy with your tactics people, burning off people's skin out of the sight of the press has to stop! We still have no sympathy as a gay community with the barbaric organizations by whom many are saying that Phosphor is funded.
FUNDING
We need money people! Things are getting pretty tough here at our HQ and we need some help with getting our tools working. Please send donations by paypal if you can
alaygrlf.newcastle@hotmail.co.uk RECENT MIGRATION
Sadly, in a final note for this short communication, we must inform you that our friend Razzy has departed for warmer climes. He was caught out by a nasty viral infection sustained in Holland and decided that it was time to leave behind Europe for the sunny shores of Southern Turkey! All you who know him and the excellent work he has done for the benefit of gay rights over the past 10 years in Newcastle will surely be sad to see him go.
Just call 079090689913 for more information about the progrum
Ze Bazeball Bat
