Royal Wooten Bassett section Informal Anarchist Federation/ Cells of Righteous Fury

Last night, the 28th of may, comrades of the IAF/CoRF smashed the bourgeois illusion of social peace with a series of attacks against the heart of the capitalist beast in Royal Wooten Bassett.
Like zoo animals, caged by civilization and the slave-society, our rage - focussed with the revolutionary spirit of indignant hatred - we smashed through the cage of contemporary society -imaginating and articulizing our own untamed fury.
Our first target was a BT phone box. We demand rage and retribution against those that would take our own words and conversations - whispered promises and shared dreams of love, solidarity and revolt - and turn them into yet another grey, electric commodity. Death to the capitalist communication thieves!
Disabling the phone box proved a simple task. Using gum - chewed, colourless and discarded like so many tamed, lifeless worker-drones - we quickly and silently disabled the coin slot.

Our next target was Mothercare. The front of the store was re-decorated as a reminder to bourgeois, conformist parents that we are the uncontrollable ones, who will never submit to familial servility and allow you to trample us with your fascist dreams of homework, trust funds and 'normal' haircuts.

Capitalists, fascists, parents - you will never domesticate us or quell the revolutionary spirit of insurrection that refusal to accept this 'reality' of conformity, paltry pocket money and boredom has striven to instil in us.

For social chaos and the actualization and dispersement of the rage that separates us from the docile worker bees, happily accepting, and re-affirming their exploitation by submitting themselves to the daily indignity of employment.

Against the organizational anarchists. Fire to their dream of a unified and radical working class. For every sheep they try to herd, we kneecap a wolf.

FREEDOM FOR EAT AND BILLY // HANDS OFF TORTUGA!!

We will strike again. Probably at the Olympics.