PISS NEWS: CHINA VENDING HAARP DEVICES ON THE BLACK MARKET/SQUATTING BAN

HAARP DEVICES

News on the grapevine is that one highly covert English revolutionary group, with cells in Scotland and Wales connected by satellite uplink on unknown frequencies has been in negotiations with China over an HAARP device. Having recently learned from one 'R' the method of creating thermite plasma able to be detonated over cities using Class G microwave amplifiers concealed in vans, a contact gained in the Chinese government has given them some information pertaining to the notorious earthquake-weapon. Apparently it might even be possible to 'homebrew' one of these capable of causing low-magnitude earthquakes over the area of a city the size of Telford. It works based upon the principle of creating Ionospheric Radiation, which requires only small quantities of Mercury, combining with the element of Radium commonly present in the soil of these Isles. The floods caused in Devon by Silver Nitrate seeding could quite easily be replicated by anyone with an interest in kitchen chemistry and in possession of a model aeroplane, and these methods have been considered by said group NAME N4OT TO BE REVAEALEKD should the continual acts of enclosure against common lands continue.

“I been meek, and high like an oak
Seen pretty people disappear like smoke”

SQUATTING BAN

Apparently the House of Lords, having performed the public service of actually blocking this and good on them turning around after hundreds of years of people having to chase them down with pitchforks in order to get anything done, are considering now reneging on the process! Clearly these toffs think they can get away with it, betraying even their own toffery because they are always walking across each-other's fields when they are out fox hunting and stuff. “It has traditionally been the lot of the house of lords...” to stop the shallow wankers in parliament, obsessed with newspapers and tabloid speculation, from passing Bills completely counterproductive to national security and public safety. Nonetheless, in this case they seem to think they can get away with it, and don't even break a sweat when awakening after a night on the tiles find their shotgun shells have been taken out of the case and replaced backwards.

PALACE OF JUSTICE SIEGE

There has been a siege called on the Palace of Justice sometime next week. In other news the Organization Phosphor (believed to supply arms to the West Papuan Independence struggle) may have been incorporated as a political party in Tyne on Wear. More news when we see some smoke signals.






"Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances continue, a wonderful living side by side can grow, if they succeed in loving the distance between them which makes it possible for each to see the other whole against the sky." (Rainer Maria Rilke)