Previous Pinocchio posts: http://leedsabc.org/lying-prison-social-worker-invited-to-audition-for-pinocchio/, http://leedsabc.org/lying-prison-social-worker-has-future-career-prospects-dashed/
Brendan Barnett's nose
We can now report however, that there may be one final chance to save Barnett’s prospective career playing the wooden-topped little man. Pinocchio Productions, it seems, may be able to secure the use of Wembley Stadium. The question remains though, is even Wembley Stadium large enough to hold Brendan Barnett’s lie-engorged schnozz? In an attempt to clarify this matter, we understand that Pinocchio Productions have sent Barnett a telegram. The communication reads as follows:
“BARNETT - STOP - GREAT NEWS - STOP - IN NEGOTIATIONS TO USE WEMBLEY STADIUM POST OLYMPICS - STOP - WILL YOUR NOSE FIT IN THERE - STOP - IN MEANTIME IF YOU’RE THINKING OF TELLING LIES STOP - ENDS”
We hope that the Master of Mendacity will take the advice offered this time, and finally stop telling lies before his reputation as a liar exceeds that of the legendary Pinocchio and his nose grows longer than a football pitch. When his current employers finally wake up to just what a manipulative, dishonest creep he is, and sling him out on his ear, he may be glad of any work he can get.
There will be a Day of Action in support of John Bowden, the victim of Brendan Barnett’s outrageous lies, on Monday 11th June (see http://leedsabc.org/day-of-action-in-support-of-john-bowden-11th-june-2012/). In the meantime please send careers advice to:
Brendan ‘Pinnochio’ Barnett, Grindlay Court Social Work Centre, Criminal Justice Services, 2-4 Grindlay Court, Edinburgh, EH3 9AR. (Telephone: 0131 469 3408 Fax 0131 229 8628)
There will be a demonstration outside the London offices of the Parole Board as part of the Day of Action - 99-105 Horsferry Road, SW1P 2MX - Starts Midday.
Letters of support can be sent to John Bowden at:
John Bowden, 6729, HMP Shotts, Cantrell Road, Shotts, Scotland, ML7 4LE.
You can also send e-mails to John (or any other prisoner) via: http://www.emailaprisoner.com
You can download John Bowden’s pamphlet ‘Tear Down The Walls!’ free of charge from the PDF section of the Leeds ABC website at www.leedsabc.org