My British Embassy has a condolance book, any suggestions?
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grow up
12.04.2013 01:08
oldboy
How about...
12.04.2013 02:03
Notice to evict.
You are hereby given notice to quit this coffin within 24 hours due to your failure to keep up payments as agreed under the new "Former PM Coffin Occupancy Act 2013".
Your failure to quit may lead to bailiffs visiting and carrying out your eviction without further notice to you. You should be aware that should this be neccessary, you may have to pay further costs.
If you wish to make a payment to avoid this action, you can contact the British people on 0123-456-78910. Please have a valid credit or debit card with you and ensure that you have adaquate funds in your account to settle this account.
We will accept an intial payment of £11,665,992,897 from you to settle your account with us. The schedule of fees regarding your account are attached below.
Item 1.
£775,989,102 compensation payments to be made to British coal workers as a result of your actions between 1979 and 1987.
Item 2.
£801,900,521 compensation payments to the British people as a result of the Poll/Community Tax charge levied on the British people. Payments will go toward those imprisoned, arrested, beaten, assaulted by police, overcharged, repeatedly charged and visited by thuggish bailiffs overcharging and pocketing the difference.
Item 3
£912,223,656 compensation to victims of an aggressive war that you engineered for populist reasons between the people of this country, and the people of Argentina in 1983.
Item 4.
£6,101,082,114 compensation payments for those people abandoned to unemployment as a result of your privatisation programs, a number of which never worked again.
Item 5.
£303,612,609 compensation payments to those who are currently unable to properly take part in society as a result of your privatisation programs, including those unable to claim benefits, those unable to find proper social housing, those whose low incomes have sentenced them to life imprisonment in poverty and those who have died as a result of not having adaquate benefit entitlement.
Item 6.
£98.090.354 compensation payments to those who were forced to leave the United Kingdom due to your parties anti-communist initiatives.
Item 7.
£44,989,056 compensation payments to pensioners all over the UK.
Item 8.
£10,500,012 compensation payments to the general population for police harrassment, brutality, assault, killings, false arrest, unlawful arrest and unlawful prosecution as a result of the privatisation of the emergency services especially the police.
Item 9.
£32,980,000 compensation payments to print workers for injuries sustained while undertaking strike action at Wapping.
Item 10.
£2,584,625,473 general compensation payments for disruption, loss of wealth, loss of dignity and associated costs to the British people as a result of the Breach of the Peace which you were responsible for between 1979 and 1990.
Thank you,
The British people.
Conservative voter.
idea
12.04.2013 07:12
y
Be subtle
12.04.2013 07:14
KermitTheFrog