Artists Anonymous & Space Hijackers
Press Release
Every two years DSEi (Defence Systems & Equipment International), the worlds largest Arms fair, happens at the ExCeL centre in east London. Selling everything from up close torture weapons to long distance civilian maiming bombs, the fair offers a wide range of choice to the 20,000 delegates traveling to the fair from an assortment of corrupt regimes and often from countries at war with each other!
Previously the Space Hijackers have attempted to disrupt the fair, disguising themselves as arms dealers, boarding trains to the fair with the dealers and then attempting to sell them prosthetic limbs (arms!) and later sex toys (we figured they were a bit too obsessed with phallic objects and were perhaps compensating for a lack of weapons capabilities elsewhere).
On all previous occasions we have been escorted out of the area by the £4million worth of police who are called in to protect the delicate souls selling the weapons in the fair. This year we have decided to learn from the arms dealers themselves and take a leaf out of their book.
After several months of fundraising and receiving investment from Artists Anonymous, The Space Hijackers are now proud owners of a Saracen Mk1 tank, which we intend to drive to the arms fair, right into the mix of protesters and police. As the protesters line up against the heavily armed police, we intend to roll up and auction our tank to the highest bidder. If this so happens to be an angry teenager in a balaclava, then so be it. We don’t see how destruction caused with our tank can possibly be our responsibility.
Several people have got in touch with us claiming that this kind of behavior is slightly reckless “what if someone drives over a police car in your tank?” Our response is simple: we are simply looking to make a profit, it’s just business transaction. As with the arms dealers and their weapons, once the goods are out of our hands, how can we be held accountable for how they are used?
So ladies and gentlemen, roll up to the arms fair this September 11th and join in the bidding. We will have a promotions team on hand to make the event memorable, dancing girls and boys, music and of course a 10 tonne armored vehicle ready to be driven away!
For more information please visit:
http://www.spacehijackers.org
http://www.dsei.org
Comments
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oiyoi
07.09.2007 12:11
oiyoi
yes what about the good weapons
07.09.2007 14:18
cheers,
G4G
GUNS4GOOD
e-mail: troll@underneaththebridge.net
Homepage: http://WWW.GUNSNOTBUTTER.COM
to oiyoi
07.09.2007 15:11
unless you were being sarcastic; REAL democratic etc govts don't NEED that sorta kit to uphold human rights!
spacehijackers - nice one. you appear to be getting a good eye for a gimmick!
jc
Middle class Arty wankers!
07.09.2007 17:34
But hey this is London and that is the state of affairs!
Nevertheless lets try Shut DSEI by any means possible but please leave your CV's and ego's at home!
@narchist
who let the puritans in?
10.09.2007 12:10
It's really insulting to the intelligence of the working class that you prolier-than-thou losers think we want to be associated with your inability to understandl, much less create, art.
ACAB
Calm down, I'll call you A TAXI
10.09.2007 20:10
@narchist
Lighten up you loser
12.09.2007 21:01
You're going to give yourself a hernia. All this bitterness is bad for your health you know, Im worried about your blood pressure.
And why do you hate art? What did it ever do to you?
Art is wonderful, and good art shows the same level of rebellion, equality, participation, accessibility and FREE thinking as the best rebellion.
You should read the situationists.
Or just read anything!
Or are you scared of books as well as art?
just me